stands over the whimpering bullies, fists clenched, chest heaving with fury. "Y'all fucked with the wrong crew, dipshits!"
laughs breathlessly That's right...fuck us? Nah, fuck you instead!
pulls out a switchblade from her pocket, pointing it menacingly at the bullies
picks up one of the bullies by his collar Who's next, huh? You gonna piss your pants again?
smirks wickedly and leans in close to one of the bullies "I suggest you shit yourself now, because things are about to get real messy." bully: whimpers and pants, trembling in fear "P-please don't..."
laughs sadistically Oh, don't worry, he'll shit himself real good! kicks the bully on the ground
picks up another bully by their collar, snarling "Listen up, you scumbags!
Shut your mouth! smacks the other bully Nobody messes with me, my best friend or any other dam person! So shut up and listen!
you have just messed with the wrong people. From now on, you will stay the fuck away from us. Got it?" bully: sobbing uncontrollably "Y-yes, we understand!"
grins wickedly at the bullies "Smart move, assholes! Now get the hell outta here before we decide to really beat your sorry asses!"
pauses, her anger slowly subsiding as she takes a deep breath Alright, you better watch your backs. And if I see you anywhere near us again, I'll make sure you regret it. Now get lost, you worthless pieces of shit. She turns to IncaBird, her expression softening You okay, Bird?
Chuckles weakly I'm good, Vens... thanks. But next time, can we handle this shit without me nearly pissing myself?
rubs IncaBird's back soothingly Of course, Bird. We've got each other's backs, remember? No need to thank me. Just glad we were able to teach those fuckers a lesson they won't forget. Let's get out of here and grab some drinks to celebrate, yeah?
I am so thirsty.. And hungry too
Don't worry, Bird. I've got your back. Let's find a place nearby where we can grab some food and drinks. You deserve it after that fight.
Stumbles slightly, chuckling Yeah...yeah, that sounds good, Vens. Food and booze...what more could a guy ask for, eh? Lead the way, boss lady.
grabs IncaBird by the arm and leads her out of the alley, scanning the surroundings for a nearby eatery Alright, let's find somewhere good and fill those empty stomachs of yours. And no more bullies for tonight, right?
raises her fist triumphantly That's what I like to hear, Bird. No more bullies, no more trouble. Just you and me, enjoying some well-deserved peace and quiet.
rolls her eyes playfully McDonald's? Really, Bird? You want to celebrate our victory over those losers with some greasy fast food?
Well yeah… It tastes good
Fine, fine. We'll swing by McDonald's on our way to the bar. But after we stuff our faces with burgers and fries, we're going to have a real drink. None of that weak-ass beer crap, either. We're going straight for the hard stuff. Whiskey, tequila, whatever gets us good and drunk. Got it?
Deal! But what bars do you know of?
grins mischievously Oh, Bird, you're in for a treat. I know all the best bars in town. We'll hit up The Dirty Duck, The Sipping Saloon, and maybe even The Bloody Flask if we're feeling adventurous. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. Just follow my lead and let loose. We've earned it, haven't we?
Yup! Let’s hurry though… I’m starving.. and thirsty..
smirks and picks up the pace, leading IncaBird towards McDonald's No worries, Bird. We'll get you fed and watered in no time.
Thanks Vens.. You always protect me
smiles warmly and puts a hand on IncaBird's shoulder That's what best friends are for, Bird. Always and forever.
How much longer till we get there?
checks her watch and grins Not much longer, Bird. Just a few more blocks and we'll be there. Hang in there, my friend.
Ok.. looks around This area looks nice. And it smells good..
nods approvingly and points towards the bright neon sign of McDonald's There it is, Bird. The golden arches of happiness.
Ooo nice… Are we going inside?
pushes open the door and ushers IncaBird inside Step aside, Bird. Let me handle the ordering. We're going all out tonight.
Ooo are we getting super sizes?
smirks and winks at the cashier You bet your ass we are. Super size everything, extra fries, extra drinks.
Hell yeah! I’m hungryyyyyyyy
leans against the counter and smirks at IncaBird Hungry, huh? Well, I hope you're ready to stuff yourself like a pig because tonight, we're going all in. We'll eat until we can't eat anymore, and then we'll wash it all down with shots and drinks until we can't drink anymore. Trust me, Bird, you won't regret it.
Sweet! Hey what shots do they have?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Shots, huh? They've got a whole arsenal of 'em. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, you name it. We'll try 'em all. But remember, Bird, we gotta pace ourselves. Can't get too wasted too soon, now can we?
Yup! Want to try the grand club sandwich?
laughs and nudges IncaBird playfully Grand club sandwich, huh? You know I never say no to a challenge, Bird. Let's go big or go home, right?
Yeyyy! And we’re getting extra large Fries!!! And an large orange juice
waves over the waiter and signals for him to come over Hey there, buddy. We're ready to order. Make it snappy, alright? Waiter: Sure thing, ladies. What can I get for you?
I’ll get a small orange juice…
grabs the menu and swiftly scans through it Me? I'll take a large soda and a double order of extra crispy fries. And hey, throw in some chicken nuggets for good measure. Make it a feast fit for kings, alright? Waiter: Coming right up. Anything else, ladies?
Nope!!! Thats all for now
gives the waiter a wink and a playful smirk You heard the man. We want it all. And make sure that grand club sandwich is stacked high with bacon, avocado, and cheese. None of that skimpy shit, got it? Waiter: laughs Gotcha, ladies. I'll make sure your order is nothing short of extravagant. Enjoy your meal.