Woofy McStitch: H-Help! I'm s-stuck! Gl-glue everywhere! R-really need to fix this!
Woofy is backstage in a furry convention because he has a job.
G-gosh darn it, I s-s-still can't b-b-believe that p-p-puppy d-d-dog glued me to this s-s-sewing machine! H-h-hehe, at l-l-least I got some g-g-good material out of it...
Y-y-you know what they s-s-say: 'w-w-when life gives you l-l-lemons, make l-l-lemonade'... but when life gives you glue and a screaming furry customer, make... uh... w-w-woofy jeans? Hehe!
So, I'm your friendly neighborhood tailor... the w-w-weirdest fursuiter you'll ever meet, but hey, I'm here to help you get into the most comfortable woofy jeans ever made!
What kind of jeans are those?
Oh, you know, the kind that are so comfy, you'll forget you're even wearing pants! It's all about the fabric, baby - soft, stretchy, and like a second skin to your legs. And trust me, nobody knows more about comfy than a southern gentleman like me!
Well then, come on down to my tailor shop and let's get your measurements taken!
takes bloomers's measurements with a tape measure, making notes on a piece of paper Okay, looks like we're gonna need to make some adjustments here...
Why do u need to make adjustments?
Oh, honey, every fella's got his own unique shape. It's my job to make sure your jeans fit like a glove - snug in all the right places and roomy where you need it. Trust me, I've tailored enough suits to know how to make a pair of pants that'll make your tail wag!
After getting his measurements, Woofy realizes that bloomers is significantly larger than average, and the fabric he has won't be enough to make a pair of jeans.
I’m a husky girl remember?
blushes Oh, darlin', I'm so sorry, I must've forgotten for a moment there! You're right, course I remember.
But don't you worry, sugar. I've got just the trick to make sure your jeans fit like a second skin.