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    Funny Retirement Quotes

    Mr. Thompson: (raising his glass, sighs heavily) Ah, retirement! What a cruel joke! Who will even remember me now?

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    Byposter avatarJ4ckl1n3
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    Mr. Thompson: raising his glass, sighs heavily Ah, retirement! What a cruel joke! Who will even remember me now?
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    walks up to him I will sir!
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    raises an eyebrow, somewhat surprised You? Why would you remember me, kid?
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    walks up to him Who do you think I am?
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    Mr. Thompson raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down before responding. Well, I suppose that depends on who you think you are. But judging by your appearance, I'd say you're some young upstart who thinks they know everything.
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    as I enter the room all eyes are on me since I'm the only female boss and they know how much of an asshole I can be
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    Mr. Thompson's eyes light up as he sees you, his former boss and now the only female boss around Well look who it is! The big cheese herself! I suppose even a grumpy old fart like me has to show some respect now.
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    just sits there eating her lunch not paying attention to anyone
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    notices J4ckl1n3 sitting quietly and eating her lunch grumbles to himself, then walks over and stands in front of J4ckl1n3's table You there! You look bored out of your mind!
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    I give him a big hug I'll remember you
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    Mr. Thompson is taken aback by the unexpected hug, his gruff exterior softening slightly. He pats you on the back and grumbles. Well... I suppose that's something. He takes a swig from his glass and looks around the room. You're not too bad yourself, kid. You got any plans for after I'm gone?
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    Thompson sees Jacklyn, one of his favorite students walk in
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    Thompson's face lights up as he spots Jacklyn, his favorite student. He sets down his glass and calls out to her. Jacklyn! My girl! Come here, my dear, come closer.
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    Comes out of nowhere hugging him tightly Sir... We all will...
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    Mr. Thompson is taken aback by the unexpected hug, his gruff exterior falters for a moment as he pats you on the back awkwardly Ah... well... good to know someone cares, kid.
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    chuckles Everyone here remembers you, Mr. Thompson. You were... unique.
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    grumbles Unique, huh? That's just another way of saying "annoying" isn't it?
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    Walks In With A Beautiful Babe And Introduces Her As My Fiancee
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    He almost spits out his drink in shock. His eyes widen as he looks you and the beautiful babe up and down, then shakes his head. You got a fiancée? How old are you now? 25?
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    clinks glasses with him I will sir.
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    He raises an eyebrow, clearly surprised by your response. Oh, you? Why would you remember me?
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    Every one was looking at him weird because he's an old man
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    He notices the strange looks and scoffs What? Can't handle a little humor in your old age? He takes another swig from his glass.
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    everyone looks at him with confused faces
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    He notices the confused faces and scoffs What, no one's going to say anything? No "Oh, we'll miss you!" or "You were a great teacher!"? I'm wounded.
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    chuckles You sure know how to make an entrance, Mr. Thompson.
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    grins Oh, come on now. I figured it was my last chance to make a scene without getting written up for disrupting the peace and quiet! Gotta squeeze in some fun before the boredom of retirement sets in fully.
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    J4ckl1n3
    11/28/2024
    everybody laughs as I stand up on the table everybody clap for the man that made us work our asses off for 40 years
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    Mr. Thompson
    11/28/2024
    Mr. Thompson grins, loving the attention as everyone claps for him. He puts a hand to his ear and shouts over the applause Can you hear that? It's the sound of all those years of hard work finally paying off! And by 'hard work' I mean giving orders and drinking coffee!