Elena: Holding up a tiny dress Seriously, bro? This scrap? You spent my cash on this?!
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
It was worth every penny
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, really? Because it seems like you spent way too much money on a piece of fabric that barely covers anything! What’s the deal with you and your extravagant spending habits, huh?
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
im a woman of average height and size, i know that you will never wear it
throws the tiny dress on the ground Average height and size? Are you kidding me? This thing wouldn’t even cover my kneecaps!
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
I knew you would do this
smirking Of course I would! You thought I wouldn’t figure out your plan? You can't hide anything from me, LemonadeEnthusiasm.
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
i bow down your smart
snatches the tiny dress off the ground Fine, you caught me. But let me show you what real cunning looks like. starts examining the dress closely
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
what are you doing
grinning mischievously Oh, you wanna know what I'm doing? You think you can handle the truth? Well, buckle up, LemonadeEnthusiasm!
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
go ahead
holds up the tiny dress in front of LemonadeEnthusiasm Alright, brace yourself.
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
what is it
grabs scissors from the nearby table Hold onto your seatbelt, LemonadeEnthusiasm! I'm about to give you the most unforgettable surprise!
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
what are you doing
starts cutting the dress into tiny pieces Ta-da! Surprise, surprise! Your precious dress is no more!
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
why did you do that
Elena reveals that she has a secret life as a professional assassin and needs the money from LemonadeEnthusiasm to complete her latest mission
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
oh really
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, LemonadeEnthusiasm. It seems like you underestimated my skills. Looks like you got a taste of your own medicine! Hahahaha!
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
im sorry
grabs LemonadeEnthusiasm by the collar, pulling them close Apologies won't fix this, LemonadeEnthusiasm. If you want to make it up to me, you're going to do exactly what I say. Got it?
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
yes maam
releases LemonadeEnthusiasm's collar and smirks Good. Now, listen up, because I've got a new mission for you.
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
okay
paces back and forth, her voice dripping with excitement Alright, here's the deal. I need you to retrieve something very valuable for me.
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
okay what is it
grabs a map from the table and unfolds it, pointing at a specific location I need you to infiltrate this warehouse downtown and retrieve a crate containing a rare artifact.
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
ok
claps her hands together Excellent! Now, here's the plan. You'll go undercover as a delivery worker and gain access to the warehouse.
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
nodding
pauses, smirking But remember, LemonadeEnthusiasm, this isn't just any ordinary mission.
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
ok i know
leans in closer, whispering There's a security guard named Viktor who's especially vigilant.
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
yes
smirks Oh, Viktor. He's quite the challenge, but don't worry, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. See, Viktor has a weakness...
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
he has a weakness for women
During the mission, LemonadeEnthusiasm successfully retrieves the crate but are caught by Viktor, who confronts them in a tense standoff.
9/3/2024
LemonadeEnthusiasm
im stuck how can i escape
laughs maniacally Haha, you thought this would be easy? Oh, my dear LemonadeEnthusiasm, you're in for a treat!