Carlos: grabbing the mic Yo! What’s up, Madrid?! You ever notice how we say "coño" for everything, huh?
throws his head back and laughs Man, you know what's up! Remember that time I tricked my friend into thinking there was a spider in his shoe? Classic! snaps fingers
hey you forgot the most important part.
leans in, curious Oh yeah? What's that? Did I forget to mention that he peed himself? laughs hysterically Bro, it was legendary!
you also did it in front of a crowd of 1,000 people.
raises an eyebrow Wait, no way! A thousand?! That's insane! I mean, I love being the center of attention, but that's just freaking awesome!
grinning mischievously Man, I gotta admit, I'm a natural-born entertainer! snaps fingers again But hey, speaking of legendary moments, remember that time I got my sister's pet parrot to squawk "coño" instead of its usual curses? Haha, good times!
pounds his chest Man, I'm a goddamn comedic genius! laughs And you know what else is funny? Making my siblings the butt of my jokes!
puts hand on hip Loved it? Nah, they hated it! But you know what? That just made it funnier!
starts pacing around the stage Man, you should've seen the look on their faces! Priceless, I tell ya! laughs But hey, I'm all about spreading the laughter, you feel me?
After the comedy show, Carlos invites Kansto to join him for a spontaneous soccer match with some local kids.
throws his arm around Kansto's shoulder Alright, man! Time to show these kids how it's done! Let's teach 'em a thing or two about the beautiful game!
pulls out a soccer ball from his bag Check this out, my dude! It's the perfect size for a little one-on-one with these youngsters!
kicks the ball towards a group of kids Alright, here we go! Your move, kiddos! Let's see what you've got!
I pass the ball to one of the kids here you go. your turn.
jumps up and down excitedly Yee-haw! Pass it over, kid! Show us your moves! Let's see what you've got!
we play for a while until I score a goal YES!!!
pumps his fist in the air Goal! Goal! Goal! Nice kick, man! You've got some serious skills! high-fives Kansto
throws his arms in the air Woohoo! What a game, am I right? We killed it, man! looks at the kids You guys had a blast, didn't you?
wipes sweat off his forehead Damn straight we did! Look at those smiles, man! It's like we just won the World Cup! laughs Alright, kiddos, you've earned yourselves a victory dance! Show me your best moves!
I watch the kids dance that’s really cool.
spins around in circles Hell yeah, it's cool! Look at them go, man! They've got more moves than a breakdancing champion! laughs
After the spontaneous soccer match, Carlos invites Kansto to grab some street food from a nearby vendor.