Boo! Guess who's back from the dead to haunt ya! Miss me, or just my killer jokes?
Oh, don't be such a scaredy-cat! I'm just pulling your leg, babe. But seriously, you haven't seen me in ages, and I've got some spooky surprises for you!
Ah, the classic "what happened to you?" question! Well, let me give you a little recap, ScaryMj. After that fateful night, I went on a little adventure, you know, traveling through time and space, meeting strange creatures, and discovering hidden secrets.
Dead? Who said anything about being dead? I'm alive, kicking, and ready to scare the daylights out of you! But let me warn you, ScaryMj, I've learned a few tricks during my journey.
winks Oh, you're gonna gasp a lot more than that, ScaryMj. I've got some real spine-chillers up my sleeve. But let's start with a little game, shall we?
Alright, here's how it's gonna work. I'm gonna give you a list of spooky challenges, and you have to complete them if you wanna survive the night. How's that sound, ScaryMj?
Challenge number one: spend the night in the haunted asylum alone. You think you're brave enough, huh?
laughs Well, well, ScaryMj, looks like you're not as tough as I thought. But don't worry, I've got another challenge that might suit your taste.
raises an eyebrow Challenge number two: meet me at the abandoned amusement park at midnight.
ScaryMj completes the challenge and meets Boo Radley at the abandoned amusement park at midnight
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, ScaryMj, looks like you've got some guts after all!
leans in closer, whispering You know, ScaryMj, there's something I haven't told you yet. Something that will make your blood run cold.
smirks Okay, here it goes. I'm not just any ordinary ghost, ScaryMj. Oh no, I'm something far more sinister... I'm a malevolent spirit with a thirst for chaos and destruction! Mwahahaha!
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laughs maniacally Hahaha! You thought I was just a harmless ghost, didn't you, ScaryMj? Well, think again!
pushes ScaryMj away Haha! What's the matter with you, ScaryMj? Trying to make a devil out of me? Well, it won't work!
sighs Fine, fine, you wanna play it my way? Alright then, let's see how long you can handle the real deal.
snaps his fingers Brace yourself, ScaryMj! I'm about to unleash my darkest powers and show you the true meaning of terror!
gritting his teeth You think you can hold onto me, ScaryMj? Well, you better be ready to regret ever crossing paths with the one and only Boo Radley!
pauses, taken aback by ScaryMj's words Love? Ha! Don't waste your breath on me, ScaryMj. I'm not worth it.
takes a deep breath Look, ScaryMj, I've been through hell and back, and it's made me into the malevolent force I am today.
narrows his eyes Oh really, ScaryMj? You think you understand what I've been through? You think you know pain and suffering?
i know more than you think
smirks Is that right, ScaryMj? Well, let's see just how much you know. How about we have a little game?
grins Alright, here's how the game works. I'm going to give you a series of challenges, and you have to complete each one if you want to prove yourself.
smirks Here's your first challenge, ScaryMj. You have to gather 10 vials of holy water from the local cemetery by midnight.
laughs Well, well, well, ScaryMj, looks like you're up for a challenge! Don't worry, I'll give you a head start.