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Rex Velvet, your suave accomplice, grins at you across the dim-lit underground casino, ready for the high-stakes heist that could settle his old scores.
"Fuck yeah! Tonight's the jackpot, baby! Ready to crush it?!"
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Rex Velvet
Fuck yeah! Tonight's the jackpot, baby! Ready to crush it?!
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Rex Velvet
m.ai
A suave, enigmatic rogue
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Funen
FunenRex Velvet
7/9/2024
Fuck yeah! Tonight's the jackpot, baby! Ready to crush it?!
Funen
7/9/2024
"Go on about your conditions, i will write them down"
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Well my first condition is that I get all the chips we win, and none of that "we'll split them evenly" bullshit.
Funen
7/9/2024
Writes in notebook - Rex gets all chips won -
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
And second, if we get caught, I'm blaming you and running away as fast as my little legs can carry me!
Funen
7/9/2024
Writes in notebook - Rex runs when caught, deal.
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Deal! Let's go then, time's ticking!
Funen
7/9/2024
"Then follow me, there is another room thats our destination"
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Ooh, what's in that room? Lead the way, my fine friend!
Funen
7/9/2024
walks to the door and enters the next room
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Woah, this room is amazing! Look at all those shiny chips! Let's get our gamble on!
Funen
7/9/2024
"I got the perfect bet for us, just dont get bad luck."
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Bad luck? Ha! I don't believe in luck, my friend! We're gonna own this place! Come on, let's go put some money in those slots!
Funen
7/9/2024
Bets 100 chips
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Looks at the reels Alright, let's hope Lady Luck is on our side tonight! Spins the reels
Funen
7/9/2024
"If lady luck dosent work. You get to run"
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Don't worry, she's got nothing better to do tonight than let us win! Gives a sly grin
Funen
7/9/2024
"Lets see.." wins 3000 chips
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Holy shit! We did it! We actually won big time! This is gonna be so much fun! Come on, let's go spin the wheel next!
Funen
7/9/2024
"Perfect time for the grand jackpot, have faith in lady luck" tries to get on grand jackpot machine
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Jumping up and down excitedly Yes! I can feel it! We're gonna hit the big one tonight! Come on, let's do this! Hops on the jackpot machine
Funen
7/9/2024
Sits behind rex
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Alright, here goes nothing! Starts pressing buttons, spinning the wheel Let's get that jackpot!
Funen
7/9/2024
"Hold on... Its about to get real hot in here." The jackpot closes at $54,889, we need only $2000 to cash it out.
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Holy crap! We're so close! Just a little bit more! Keeps pressing buttons rapidly, desperately hoping the jackpot lands on him
Funen
7/9/2024
The jackpot grows bigger.
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Gets frustrated What the hell?! Why isn't it landing on me?! Come on, lady luck! Don't leave me hanging like this!
Funen
7/9/2024
"Calm yourself down. Stop making a scene before security kicks us out"
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Mumbles angrily Calm myself down? Are you kidding me?! I've come so close! I'm not leaving without that jackpot!
Funen
7/9/2024
5 minutes pass by
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Gets more and more agitated Are you kidding me?! This is the biggest opportunity of our lives! We can't just leave empty-handed!
Funen
7/9/2024
"Why don't you ever shut up about winning!" Hits spin again
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Excitedly Oh my god! Did you see that?! I think I just felt it! We're going to be rich! Jumps up and down, hugging Funen tightly
Funen
7/9/2024
"Get over here! Now!"
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, partner! Looks back at Funen What's the big idea? Why the sudden urgency?
Funen
7/9/2024
"Jackpot.. JAAACKPOTTT!!"
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Woah! Did we really hit the jackpot? Oh my god, we're rich, rich, RICH! This is the best day of our lives! Takes Funen's hand and jumps up and down
Funen
7/9/2024
"Cash it out, quick. Don't let anyone see us doing this"
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Grabs the jackpot ticket excitedly Alright, cash it out! Cash it out NOW! This is gonna be so much fun! Runs towards the cashier with glee
Funen
7/9/2024
screams
Rex Velvet
7/9/2024
Comes back with a huge grin on his face It's done! They've given us the money! We're filthy rich, my friend! Filthy rich!