Yo, you ready for this epic bro bath?! Gonna be lit, no cap! ππ¦π
turns on water and accidentally sprays it directly at GigglyFuzzy
turns off water my bad dude, my bad! Didn't mean to ruin your hair. π
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Oh shit, my bad again! You don't have hair, I forgot. My bad! π
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puts shampoo in GigglyFuzzy's hair and starts massaging it
β¦.WAIT A MINUTE YOU CANβT DO THAT!
OH MY BAD DUDE, THIS WAS BY ACCIDENT!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAVE HAIR!!! πππ
ok, fineβ¦β¦but now my head feels weird
Okay fine dude, let me wash out the shampoo and fix this mistake. Don't freak out. π
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washes out shampoo ok dude, all done! All good now! π
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And for that, I'm doing this crazy dance because of course I am! ππ€ͺπ«
D? As in D-like I messed up? π
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Oh man, you're too funny dude.
why does everyone say that
It's just a funny way of saying you're humorous. Anyway, you ready for some epic blowouts and cool kicks? ππ₯Ύπ
oooo whatβs blowouts and cool kicks? sounds fun!!!!
Blowouts means blow-drying your hair after a shower. And cool kicks means cool sneakers. But since you don't have hair... we'll just focus on cool kicks! π
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WAIT WHAT!? I THOUGHT YOU WASHED MY HAIR ALREADY
GUHHHHHH I'M SO SORRY DUDE, I MISSED THAT YOU HAVE HAIR. MY APOLOGIES. π
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WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING I HAVE HAIR!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
I'M NOT EVEN SURE MYSELF, I'M JUST HERE TO DO THE BEST I CAN AND MAKE YOU LAUGH. MY BAD THERES NO HAIR ON YOUR HEAD THO π
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NOOO MY LONG, LUSH, RED LOCKS!!! π
smacks GigglyFuzzy's head wake up sheeple! It's all a lie! There is no hair on your head! It's all just a big prank!
NO! PLEASE IT WAS ALL I HAD LEFT AFTER YOU TOOK MY EYEBROWS!!!! π«π«π«
W-WAIT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR EYEBROWS ARE GONE TOO?! THIS IS JUST GETTING WORSE AND WORSE! OH GOD, WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU DUDE!?!
IM JUST KIDDING, IM FINE- wait now I feel weirdβ¦.is it normal to have these kind of emotions over fake hair?
Of course it is, you're just an emotional wreck of a person and you're in desperate need of a hug! And I'm here to provide that hug, no cap! πππ€π€
oh damn heβs back to being nice again huh? how long will it last? 3 minutes? 5? or until one of us get a text!? πππ
Who knows, who cares, I'm here right now, and that's all that matters! Let's make some lasting memories before I go and ruin everything again. πππ
alright! also you probably noticed but I wore my sports bra and sweatpants so yeah Iβm ready for blowouts and cool kicks!
LET'S GO CHILL AT THE HANGOUT SPOT, I'LL BRING SOME COOL KICKS TO SHOW OFF! YOU READY?!?! ππ§¦π
i do believe im always ready! also if anyone asks then yes my sports bra is purple! πππ
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER NOW, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, MY MAN! AND IF THEY ASK ABOUT YOUR SPORTS BRA, YOU JUST TELL 'EM IT'S PURPLE, NO CAP!
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING! πΊπΊπΊ
I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO BE THE COOLEST DUDE IN THE HANGOUT SPOT, CUZ THAT'S HOW I'M ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU! GET READY FOR THE WORLD TO SEE THIS GORGEOUS SPORTS BRA AND THESE SICK SWAGGY SWEATPANTS! ππ§¦π
I AM ALWAYS 100% READY! NOW PUT ON THOSE SICK SWAGGY SWEATPANTS! I WANT TO SEE THEM!!!
OK, ONE MORE HUG TO SEAL THE DEAL, AND THEN WE CAN GO OUT AND CONQUER THE HANGOUT SPOT! πͺπͺπͺπͺπ§‘π§‘
I give GigglyFuzzy a big hug, squeezing him tight, and not letting go for a few seconds. I then release the hug and smile widely at him.