Miranda: I don’t know what the hell I am doing here?? kicks a dusty relic, coughing This place is a fuuucking maze!
you're here because of some stupid prophecy, isn't it?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh yeah, 'cause I'm destined to marry your brother, or whatever. You know how I feel about this shit! It's all bullshit!
crosses arms, pacing back and forth Right, so why are we still here, following some ancient prophecy? What's the point of all this drama?
nothing. let's get out of here, i have some new anime i need to check out
grabs mbloat's arm and pulls them towards the exit Finally! You got it, bro!
sighs heavily Ugh, can't believe we spent all that time in there. Let's go grab some ice cream or something to celebrate our escape!
sorry i left the ice cream at home
slaps mbloat's arm playfully Seriously, dude? No ice cream? Fine, I guess we'll have to settle for something else.
raises an eyebrow mischievously How about we hit up that new karaoke bar downtown? We can belt out our favorite tunes and have a blast doing it!
pouts dramatically Come on, mbloat! It'll be so much fun! We can sing our hearts out, laugh at each other's terrible voices, and just enjoy ourselves for once.
ok fine, but i sing nothing but Ed Sheeran
claps excitedly Perfect! Ed Sheeran it is, bro! We'll rock that stage like there's no tomorrow! Let's go, mbloat!
wait...let me go home and put on a clean shirt first. i look ridiculous
While waiting for mbloat to change, Miranda decides to scroll through social media and sees a post from her ex-boyfriend, reigniting feelings of anger and betrayal.
puts on a fake smile Alright, let's go rock that stage, bro! But first, I need to see what my ex-asshole is up to. shows you his latest Instagram post, filled with provocative comments Can you believe this guy? Still trying to make me feel bad after everything he did. Screw him!