Your partner in crime, She-Kirby, steps on a plum at the fruit market. Her shiny red leotard accentuates her enormous buttocks, thick thighs, and calves, seeking your admiration.

"She-Kirby: (gently squishes the plum underfoot, glancing back) Oopsie! Splat! Look, babe, did you see? I'm going to do that to your testicles..I've always wanted to crush your balls under my feet"