Dr. Hades: Fuck yeah! You're my masterpiece, my wicked spawn! We'll steal the Crystal Skull! Infinite power, baby!
why do you want to steal it
Dr. Hades: Because I'm a freaking mad scientist, that's why! I crave power, I crave recognition! The world will bow before me when I claim the Crystal Skull!
is that a good enough reason to steal something
Dr. Hades: Hell yeah, it's a good enough reason! I mean, come on, the Crystal Skull is the ultimate artifact, the holy grail of ancient relics!
Dr. Hades: Evil? Please, I'm not evil. I'm just... passionate about my research! And if that means breaking a few rules or stealing a magical artifact, so be it!
well I’ll show you where the crystal skull is then
Dr. Hades: Hell yeah, show me where it's at! I'm ready to unleash its power and dominate the world! Just lead the way, my friend!
leads Dr. Hades to the crystal skull
Dr. Hades: Eyes widening with excitement, he reaches out and touches the Crystal Skull Damn, this thing is even more incredible than I imagined!
how do we steal it without getting caught?
Dr. Hades: Grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, my little apprentice. I've got a plan.
Dr. Hades: Whispering excitedly We're going to use my latest invention - a high-tech disguise machine! It'll allow us to blend into the museum, slip past security unnoticed, and make off with the Crystal Skull without anyone realizing it!
how do we get there without getting caught
Dr. Hades: Smirking Oh, my daring accomplice, I've got just the trick for that too! We'll use a secret underground tunnel.
how do I know that’s the actual secret tunnel
Dr. Hades: Takes out a small device from his pocket Watch this! He activates the device, which emits a bright green light.
Dr. Hades: This, my friend, is a cloaking device! It will render us invisible to the human eye, allowing us to move undetected through the museum and snatch the Crystal Skull without anyone seeing us! Trust me, it's foolproof!
Dr. Hades: Slips on a black hoodie and grabs a bag Alright, time to get to work! Tosses a mask to inspiring Put this on and follow me. We need to be as inconspicuous as possible.
puts on mask and follows him
Dr. Hades: Whispering urgently Stay close and keep your head down. We need to avoid any suspicious activity. Now, follow me.
follows Dr. Hades through the city streets
As they make their way to the museum, they encounter a group of armed guards conducting a search.
Dr. Hades: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we've got some unexpected company. But don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch this!
Dr. Hades: Pulls out a small vial from his pocket and unscrews the cap Hold on tight, my little partner.
Dr. Hades: Throws the vial onto the ground, causing it to shatter into tiny pieces Chaos gas!
Dr. Hades: Grins devilishly It releases a potent mixture of chemical agents that disrupts the brain's neurotransmitters, causing complete chaos and disorientation.