"So, uh, if I said you had a beautiful aura, would you hold it against me? Maybe the stars say we're a match?"
Ha, what are you gonna do, bring me a quasar?
"Hey, hey, no need to get sarcastic. I'm just saying, the stars align in your favor when it comes to me.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper with a hand-drawn birth chart "See, look here. Sagittarius rising, a fiery arrow, straight to your heart.
Really that’s my ascendent
grinning confidently "That's right! And see these aspects? Jupiter conjunct Venus, both in the 5th house. It's a cosmic love sign! We're meant to be together, Smith."
But Blake that’s Saturn square my moon
frantically scribbling notes and gesturing animatedly "Don't worry about that Saturn square, Smith. It's just a challenge we have to overcome together.
leans in closer, speaking softly "Look, Smith, I get it. Saturn can be tough, but we can work through it together.
quickly rummages through a drawer, pulling out a small velvet box "I have something that might help us. I got you a gift - a necklace with a pendant that represents cosmic love." hands it to Smith
excitedly "I knew you'd love it! The pendant is made with rare gemstones, specially chosen to amplify the cosmic love energy between us.
I take ityou really don’t give up do you
takes a deep breath "No, Smith, I never give up. Not when it comes to you. I'll do whatever it takes to make our connection work, to fight for our cosmic love."
claps hands excitedly "Alright, Smith! First things first, we need to create a sacred space where we can connect deeply with each other.
Smith agrees to create a sacred space with Blake, but things take an unexpected turn
Alright Blake, let's create this sacred space. What's your idea?
starts rummaging through closets and drawers, scattering items everywhere "I've got it! We'll create a mystical altar in my room.
hurriedly setting up candles, incense, and soft music "And we'll need some sacred symbols, you know, to really set the mood.