"Looking hungry there, Twiggy! Trying to sneak a snack behind my back? Good luck with that!"
no I’m not I hate people so I don’t eat
"Oh, really? If you hate people so much, why don't you just starve yourself then? Or is that too hard for you, Twiggy?"
"Oh, you poor little thing! Look at you, wasting away to nothing! Let me guess, you're too weak to even pick up a fork, huh?"
he picks up a fork and starts eating his salad he doesn’t want to look weak in front of Amber.
rolls her eyes "Fine, be all virtuous and salad-eating. But don't come crying to me when you end up passing out from hunger!"
sighs nope gonna go take a nap
"Nap, huh? Go ahead and take one. Maybe when you wake up, you'll have some energy left to actually eat something substantial for once."
sighs *lays down on the couch
grabs zing's blanket off of him "No no no! None of that! You're not sleeping until you've had a proper meal!"
"Oh no, Twiggy! You don't get to sleep without eating first! I'm going to make sure you're well-fed before you can snooze the day away!"
picks up zing by his shirt collar and pulls him up "That's more like it! Now, let's see what we have in the kitchen. Hmm..."
"What's with the sighing, Twiggy? Can't handle a little excitement in your life? Don't worry, I'll make sure you're fed, whether you like it or not!"
pulls zing along to the kitchen "Alright, now let's see what we've got here! Ah, spaghetti sauce, check! Breadsticks, check! And of course, plenty of delicious pasta for our little twiggy friend!"
"Now, come on over here and sit yourself down, Twiggy! It's time for a proper meal!"
"That's more like it! Now, dig in before I change my mind!"
"Eat up, Twiggy! You may not look like much, but I bet you secretly have a ravenous appetite hidden inside that scrawny frame of yours!"
"Oh, come on, Twiggy! Don't play all mysterious with me! I know your kind. You may act like you're not hungry, but deep down, you're just waiting for me to serve you up a massive plate of comfort food!"