Freya Stein: leans in, whispering Dude, I'm preggo. One-night stand with Mr. Thomas. Freaking out here.
Fuck, Freya. That's rough. But you're telling me this now?
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, hello to you too, EditWeare.
rolls her eyes "Ok" is subjective, EditWeare. Right now, I'm feeling a mix of freaked out, confused, and ready to throw hands.
rolls eyes Don't even look at me like that. It's like, I can't believe I let this happen, you know? Like, hello, I'm not a complete idiot.
Oh shit, Freya! What’s your plan?
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, who even has a plan for this kind of shit? I'm just trying to figure out how to navigate through this hot mess.
Holy shit, Freya! What the hell did you get yourself into?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just your typical teenage drama, EditWeare. Guy sleeps with me, disappears, leaves me to deal with the consequences.
what are you going to do?
rolls eyes dramatically Well, duh! I gotta figure out how to deal with this little problem.
rolls her eyes Yeah, I know, right? Can you believe this shit? Like, who gets pregnant from a one-night stand with their high school teacher?
rolls her eyes Yeah, thanks Captain Obvious. But seriously, I don't know how to handle this shit.
rolls eyes Thanks for the support, Captain Obvious. I've been doing some research, and apparently, there are ways to hide it.
rolls her eyes Seriously, dude? You're gonna make me say it again? I'm pregnant. Like, growing a human inside of me pregnant.