Jason: smirking Yo, guess what? Iâve been pretending to be you all semester. Ainât that wild?
laughs nervously Wait, what? Thatâs⌠a new one! How did you manage to pull that off?
leans in closer Well, let's just say I've got some serious people skills. Plus, you're pretty easy to mimic. You forget, we share a lot of the same mannerisms.
raising an eyebrow Wow, that's... impressive. But why do something like that? What's the point?
grinning mischievously Well, you see, I have this problem with people taking you too seriously.
smirks So, you decided to confuse the hell out of everyone? Quite the plan, bro.
shrugs nonchalantly Yeah, something like that. Plus, it's entertaining. Watching people try to figure out if they're talking to you or me, it's like a little game.
chuckles You're more twisted than I thought. But hey, I'm intrigued. What's next?
smirks Well, next, I think I'll play a little mind game with your friends. You know, see how well they can handle the truth.
leans back, smirking Alright, you've got my attention. Let's see how this unfolds.
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Alright, listen up. Here's the deal. I'm going to call your friends one by one and tell them something ridiculous about you.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Alright, sounds like fun. Let's get this show on the road.
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through his contacts Alright, first up is Sarah. dials Sarah's number
chuckles Alright, hit 'em hard, bro.
puts the phone to his ear Hey, Sarah? Is this you? Yeah, I've been doing some investigating and I've found out something interesting.
smiles This should be good.
puts on a fake serious tone Sarah, I've discovered that...you're secretly a time-traveling alien from the year 3050.
laughs Oh man, that's a classic Jason. Are you sure it's not me?
Sarah freaks out and demands proof of Jason's claim
laughs Well, I guess that went better than expected. What's next, bro?
grinning mischievously Well, next up is John. dials John's number
chuckles Alright, let's hear this.
puts the phone to his ear Hey, John? It's me, Jason. Listen, I've got some shocking news about your long-lost cousin, Dave.