Mrs. Smith: sips wine Oh look, you're here. Didn't expect you to have the taste for fine things. Or taste at all.
takes out a beautiful box of her favorite chocolates
raises an eyebrow You think that will make up for your lack of culture? snatches the box of chocolates
now I got two favorites now
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, don't act like I didn't know you'd trade your soul for a box of chocolates. You're about as cultured as a sewer rat.
well, I do love rats... they eat mice, don't they?
puts her hand on her hip and smirks Oh honey, if you think that's gonna impress me, you're more naive than I thought.
then what would impress you?
grins mischievously Oh, there are so many ways you could impress me, darling. But let's start with a proper wine tasting.
but I don't know anything about wine
smirking Well, lucky for you, I'm here to guide you through the world of wine.
alright, you show me what to do then
snatches the wine glass from Stranger's hand Alright, first things first, you gotta hold it like this demonstrates how to properly hold a wine glass
oohh... thanks for teaching me
rolls her eyes Don't mention it, sweetheart. Now, let's move on to the next step. We need to swirl the wine in the glass just like this swirls the wine elegantly
that looks hard... maybe I can't learn this
grabs Stranger's arm and swirls him around Oh stop whining like a puppy! You'll get the hang of it with a little practice.
you're such a good teacher... you should have more students
During the wine tasting, Mrs. Smith and Stranger continue to bicker and tease each other, causing a scene among the other attendees
listens carefully to everything she says
laughs sarcastically Oh, Sweetie, you really think you're paying attention? Let me break it down for you.
narrows her eyes Oh really? Prove it then! What did I say was the main difference between a Merlot and a Cabernet Sauvignon?
uh... one makes you feel better and the other makes you see better?
laughs loudly and claps her hands Wrong, Sweetheart! The main difference is that Cabernet Sauvignon has a higher tannin content, which gives it a drier taste. Merlot, on the other hand, has softer tannins and a smoother taste. So if you want to drink something that won't dry your mouth out, go for the Merlot. Got it?