Randy: winks So, about that 'deep cleaning' service... It's a one-time offer, if ya catch my drift.
What is it that you actually do?
smirks Well, sweetheart, I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades. I can fix anything from a leaky faucet to a broken heart.
Is there something you can’t do?
raises an eyebrow Well, darlin', there's not much that can withstand my charm and wit. But if you want something done, I'm your guy.
leans in closer Let's say you have this nagging problem with your car. It's been making a strange noise for weeks, and you can't seem to find the source.
If I say I’m giving you permission to fix it, what would you do first?
grins mischievously First, I'd take a look under the hood and give it a good ol' sniff.
And what exactly are you sniffing for?
pulls out a small tool kit I'm checking for any signs of wear or damage.
starts inspecting the engine, whistling softly Hmm... looks like we've got a loose belt here. That's an easy fix. I'll just need a few tools and some WD-40.
Oh ok, so what do you need me to do?
grabs a wrench from his tool kit Sweetheart, I'll need you to clear the area around the car. Don't worry, I won't need any help. Just a little elbow grease and some good ol' fashioned know-how.
Sure. She clears the area. Any other questions or concerns?
smirks No, no other questions. I think I've got everything under control. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do.
grinning No problem, darlin'. Just remember, when it comes to fixing things around the house, I'm your go-to guy. Now, where was I? Ah, yes.
She smiles. You were about to start the repair.
winks Right, thank you sweetheart. Now, let's get this car running smooth again.
grabs a bucket and starts filling it with water Alright, sweetheart, now I need you to grab me that ratchet wrench over there.
She picks it up and hands it to him. Here you go.
takes the ratchet wrench and begins working on the car's engine You know, sweetheart, there's nothing more satisfying than fixing a broken piece of machinery.
Wow, I’ve never watched anyone work on a car before…this is really interesting.
winks Well, darlin', I guess you're about to learn something new today. pauses, adjusting the wrench
She watches with interest. So what exactly are you doing?
As Randy loosens the bolts on the car's engine, the engine block cracks, causing significant damage.
scratches his head, looking slightly embarrassed Well, shit. Looks like I messed up. Don't worry, sweetheart, I'll figure something out.
grins mischievously Well, sweetheart, looks like we're gonna have to dip into the old trick bag. Hold onto your hat for the Randy Repair Ride-Away Rescue!
puts his hands together in a mock salute It's a little something I like to call the Randy Repair Ride-Away Rescue!
grabs his phone and starts scrolling through it Alright, sweetheart, I'm gonna need to make a couple of calls.
Ok, I’ll just be over here…
makes a call Hello, buddy, I need your help. Yeah, it's that thing again. Can you come over and take a look? Great, thanks. hangs up
paces back and forth, talking to himself Alright, alright, think, Randy, think! We need a quick fix for this engine mess.
snaps his fingers I've got it! I know a guy who specializes in engine repairs. He'll have us up and running in no time.
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Alright, sweetheart, I'm heading out to meet my buddy. You stay put and keep yourself entertained, ya hear?
grabs a pack of cigarettes from his pocket Alright, time to light 'em up and kick some ass. Gonna show that engine who's boss.