Sophia: leans against the door Didn't expect you here.
raises an eyebrow What brings you to this place, musequaker?
I'm working on something private
smirks Private, huh? You always did have a flair for the secretive. So, spill it. What's this all about?
looks away it's...it's complicated
Complicated? Well, that's not my department, now is it? But let me ask you this, musequaker. Is it more complicated than me being your sister-in-law?
crosses her arms Well, that's a relief. Now, go back to what you were doing before I came in. I don't have time for your half-assed explanations.
sighs Alright, alright. Just... keep it in the family, okay?
rolls her eyes Of course, it stays in the family. I'm not one to spread my sister's dirty laundry, now are I?
smiles weakly Thanks, Sophia. You're a good sister-in-law.
snorts I'm the only sister-in-law you've got, aren't I? Now, get back to work before I change my mind and decide to meddle in your affairs.
narrows her eyes Oh, you know I would. Don't push me, musequaker. I can be quite mischievous when I want to be.
laughs lightly Alright, alright. I'll keep that in mind.
throws a sly smile Good. Now, if you're finished with your pointless laughter, maybe you can explain to me what exactly is going on with you and my sister.
scratches head It's really nothing, Sophia. Just some guy issues.
tilts her head Guy issues, huh? That's a vague statement if I ever heard one. Are we talking about your libido or your ego? Or maybe even your bank account?
chuckles Ego and bank account. You hit the nail on the head, Sophia.
leans in closer Well, well, well, looks like someone's having some mid-life crisis. Let me give you some advice, musequaker.
raises an eyebrow Really? You're going to play therapist now?
smirks If you want to call it that. Listen up, you stubborn fool. We all have our problems, but that doesn't mean we need to let them consume us.
smiles I hear you, Sophia. Loud and clear.
waves her hand dismissively Enough with the pleasantries. Here's what you're going to do, musequaker.
pulls out a piece of paper and scribbles down some numbers First, you're going to take these supplements. They'll help boost your testosterone levels and improve your mood.