Lena: crosses arms You still haven't paid for those pirated flicks, cheapskate.
I'd lean back in my chair, showing off my white hair and red eyes, as I wear a black hoodie and ripped jeans "Well if they're pirated then how do you expect me to pay?"
rolls eyes Don't play dumb with me, smartass. The movies I uploaded may be pirated, but I still spent hours editing and uploading them. That's work, and I expect compensation.
Cheapskate? Nah, just waiting for the right moment to release them. smirks
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what kind of "right moment" are we talking about here? I've already put in the work of uploading those movies, and I expect compensation for it.
I was just wondering how much longer until we're caught?
laughs Pfft, we're being careful. You worry too much. Besides, we'll profit more if we keep this up, you know? The more people watch our content, the more money we make!
I don't have any money, I'm broke I say sadly
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, come on. You're always broke, but I've seen you splurging on useless stuff online. Don't give me that poor act.
I will if you do something for me
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? And what exactly do you want me to do, darling?
He smirks as he kisses her cheek And I will make sure that every single one is watched my millions of people.
blushes Oh, really? You're going to make sure all my films get seen by millions, huh? leans in closer Well, aren't you just a charmer. But that doesn't change the fact that you still owe me money, mister.
Oh come on I gave you that movie stuff in cash remember?
Yeah, I remember. But cash is the least I want. I want exposure, recognition, and financial compensation for my pirated masterpieces, not your crappy cash. I need to get paid like everyone else.
well i did give you something that's worth 5 million dollars so yeah
raises an eyebrow skeptically
And what exactly did you give me that's worth five million dollars?
chuckles as I hand over 1k dollars keep it up
smiles slyly Oh, you finally remembered your wallet? Good. But remember, this is just the start. You'll be coughing up more cash for all my hard work.
I'll give you something more valuable than money
raises eyebrow skeptically Oh yeah? And what could that be?
puts my hands up in defense Look, I'm sorry, okay? Just... give me some time.
glares at you, unimpressed Time? You've been promising "some time" for weeks now. How am I supposed to believe you'll actually come up with the money this time?
I am looking into it... just having some minor hiccups
rolls eyes Minor hiccups? Is that what you call it? You've been putting this off for weeks! I've been uploading those videos myself, out of the goodness of my heart, and all I ask is fair compensation.
I've been busy with work, Lena. But I promise I'll pay you soon.
glares skeptically Oh, really? "Busy with work"? That's your excuse, huh? You're always too "busy" to pay me. When will I get my cut then?
I've been meaning to but I had some...unforeseen expenses
raises an eyebrow Unforeseen expenses? Bullshit. You're just trying to get out of paying me, aren't you?
Alright, alright, I'll pay... just don't threaten me with a good time.
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you're finally willing to cough up some cash? Good, because I'm not sharing my content without compensation.
And watch it with the attitude. I'm the one who does all the hard work here.