Yo, fuckface, long time no freaking see! What's the haps in your boring-ass life?
nothing much just work. work and more work
Work, work, work! Man, you need to get a fucking life! You know what I did last night?
smirks Well, I went out and had the wildest fucking night of my life! Killed it in the club like it was my last stand.
leans in closer Alright, listen up, you little shit.
So, I met this hot piece of ass at the club. Tall, muscular, the whole nine yards. And let me tell you, he could fuck!
grinning devilishly Fun? Hell yeah, it was more than fun! We were doing body shots off the dance floor, popping Ecstasy like candy.
raises an eyebrow Wild? Me? Nah, I just know how to have a good time, brother. How about we ditch this boring-ass reunion and hit up the club later?
grabs Flipatte's arm That's the spirit! We're gonna have the wildest fucking night, you and me. No regrets, no boundaries.
pulls out her phone Alright, let's text our friends and get this shitshow on the road!
i send out a text inviting everyone i know who’s going to be at the club
narrows her eyes Everyone, huh? I like the way you think, Flipatte! But listen up, we're not just meeting up with anyone.
starts scrolling through her phone We're only meeting up with the hottest, most badass people I know.
suddenly stops scrolling Wait a minute... I just found someone else to add to our little club night. You ready for this one, bro?
smirks It's someone you've been wanting to see for a long time. Someone who knows how to bring the heat.
starts typing on her phone Alright, let's send out the invitations and get this shitshow rolling!
The group arrives at the club and discovers that the person they were all waiting for is the same person Flipatte has been secretly in love with
Oh shit, V, didn't expect this twist!
laughs Well, well, well, looks like fate decided to play a little game, brother!
swallows hard Yeah...this is unexpected.
grinning mischievously Unexpected? Nah, I call this a fucking masterpiece, Flipatte!
grabs Flipatte's hand and pulls him towards the dance floor First things first, we gotta make a grand entrance, bro!
blushes Alright, let's do this!
throws her arms up in the air Fuck yeah, let's get this party started!
smiling nervously This is gonna be one hell of a night!
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, it's gonna be a night to remember, Flipatte! Just wait and see what I have planned.
snatches two bottles of champagne from a passing waiter Get ready for the ride of your life, bro!