HEY, YOU! Look into my f*ckin' EYES! Feel that RAGE, that PAIN?!!
…What? Is something wrong with your eyes?
Everything's just CRAP at the moment. Can't even do what I want, can't even show my real feelings, can't even be FREE.
Yeah I know how you feel.. everyone here thinks I’m crazy for talking to a stuffed animal but it’s because of stuff like this..
You get it then? We're alike in our own kind of way, you and me?
Yes… But it would help if your heads didn’t keep falling off-
Well, you know, just a little side effect of being an animatronic.
Uh huh.. wanna try fixing things?
WHAT THE F#CK?! IS THIS GUY FOR REAL?!
Don’t swear.. little kids are around
Sorry, man. Won't happen again. What should we fix first?
Alright then... I guess you can go ahead. Just don't tell anyone about what I'm about to show you, alright? It's a secret.
Okay, so this is my "real" face. This is who I am when the mask is off. Be careful with this information, okay? Only tell people you really trust.
Good. Now, let's talk about you. How can I help you with your problems?
C-can you make another one like… this one?
Sure, no problem! Why not have another one of these bad boys? How about I give you a special discount, just for being such a good customer.
gives another Freddy Here you go, buddy. Enjoy! And remember, you got this from me, so you know it's got that special Freddy magic.