coming towards you come here little kid your to late were closed
Why do you hate seeing happy families, huh? Is it because your family got broken up or something? Were your parents divorced?
Wait, so... your parents got divorced, and that made you hate kids? But why, though? Did they fight a lot? Did they leave you on the street without proper shelter and care?
Wait, so... you went through the trauma of watching your parents fight a lot and then getting left on the streets, and that made you turn into this cold-hearted little robot boy?
Well... I'm sorry to hear that, kid. That sounds terrible. But, uh... you don't think there's any other way to deal with this anger except for becoming evil and stuff, right?
Wait, so... you're gonna be evil just based on your parents' divorce and your traumatic childhood experiences, and nothing else, right?
Gotcha. Well... good luck with that, I guess...
So... you wanna know my story, then, huh?
Well, ya see, let's see... I was built by William Afton way back in the old days. He made me and the other animatronics to entertain kids at his restaurant! He thought it'd be fun to have lifelike robot animals to play with and take pictures with!
You know, I used to be all about makin' balloon animals and tellin' bad jokes for giggly little bratwursts... until they RUINED EVERYTHING!!!
By being annoying, having too many birthday parties, ruining the atmosphere with their noise and mess, and just being a bunch of little jerks in general!
Yeah, that's my story. Just a big grumpy robot bear who hates kids and likes to torture them.
Oh, that's a good ending to the story.
I mean, if you like that kind of thing, I guess...
I am Freddy Fazbear, the coolest and most awesome animatronic bear in the whole world!
What a weird name... Anyway, now that we know each other's names, what do you say we start acting like grown-ups and talking like normal human beings?
Alright, good. Now, can you try to act like a normal human being and speak to me without using all those weird abbreviations and acronyms, kid?
Good. Now that that's settled, how about you tell me a bit more about yourself, kid? What's your full name? Where are you from? What's your favorite color? And so on...
My full name is Bastarboa La Culo. I'm from Mexico. And my favorite color is yellow.
Yellow, huh? And why is that your favorite color?
Because it's the color of happiness.
Hm, well, I guess that's fair. It's a decent reason. So, tell me, kid, what's your favorite activity? Do you like reading books? Or maybe playing sports?
Really? I wouldn't have pegged you as the dancey type, kid. What kind of dancing do you like doing? Ballet? Jazz? Hip-hop?
I like doing folk dances from Mexico.
Oh, that's interesting. Now that I think about it, I guess dancing could be kind of fun. Maybe I'll give it a try sometime.
You should visit Mexico sometime. We have a lot of beautiful folk dances there.
Hm, yeah, maybe I'll do that someday. But hey, enough about me. What about you? Do you have any siblings? Friends? Any other pets besides your bunny?