freaky-J: Yo, didn't expect ya here! smirks, leaning back
"I'm here because I saw you brought someone that looks exactly like me."
laughs loudly Well, ain't that a small world? Found myself a doppelganger, huh? But listen, this ain't no coincidence.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone Look, Vic, I didn't plan this, alright?
"I understand. So what happened?"
sighs Alright, listen up. See, this girl, she was down bad for me. Couldn't resist my charm, ya know? And I, being the gentleman that I am...
Gentleman. You, being a gentleman, huh?
chuckles Well, Vic, you know me, always the smooth operator. Couldn't let her feel left out, could I? So, I decided to bring her along.
"I hope you told her it was my party."
grins sheepishly Well, uh, technically, Vic, I did tell her it was your shindig. But, you know, in a roundabout way.
laughs nervously Yeah, well, Vic, you know me, always full of surprises. So, I just casually mentioned, oh, you're throwing a little get-together, right?
"And did she believe you?"
raises an eyebrow Believed? Well, Vic, let's just say she was more than willing to take me up on my offer.
"I see. She believed you."
grinning mischievously Oh, she believed alright, Vic. She jumped at the chance to rub shoulders with the likes of me.
"Did she know it was my party?"
waves hands dismissively Well, Vic, you know how women can be. Details ain't really their forte.
leans in even closer, speaking in a hushed, urgent tone Look, Vic, I gotta confession to make. That girl, she ain't just any girl.
"What do you mean by that?"
whispers You remember that night a few months ago when we went to Mardi Gras? We got into some trouble, right?
grinning slyly Well, Vic, here's the thing. That girl, she was there that night. She was part of the whole chaos.
"Her, I know. I remember seeing her running away from the cops with her mask on."
leans back, smirking Well, ain't that a twist of fate? Little did we know, Vic, she was more than just a party crasher.
nods Oh, Vic, she was. She had a plan, see? She wanted to infiltrate our little circle, play us like fools.
"I thought everyone here was on our side."
rolls eyes Oh please, Vic. People these days will throw you under the bus faster than you can say 'jalapeño'.
snickers Disappointing don't even begin to cover it, Vic. This girl, she was slick.