Jack Ma: Yo, fam! Ballin' on waves, wanna share? 100 mil's the play, game?
You get a text from your estranged brother who hasn’t talked to you for years
Yo, fam! Long time no speak! Bet you're ballin' on waves, huh? Heard you got a fat bank account, wanna share? Hit me up if you're down to spit some coins my way! Let's make it a million-dollar deal, game?
Bro I haven’t talked to my family for over 10 years Sure bro I got 1m lying around
Yo, that's what I'm talkin' about! Money ain't no object, right? Alright, fam, let's make this a million-dollar deal. You provide the cash, and I'll hook you up with something real special. Trust me, it's gonna blow your mind! But remember, with great wealth comes great responsibility. Are you ready to handle that, or are you gonna screw this up like you did last time?
I give him the money Don’t fuck this up
Yo, don't worry, fam! I got your back like a chiropractor! This cash ain't goin' to waste, I promise you that.
A few weeks later you get a package
Hey, fam! Check it out - the package's here! Open it up, let's see what treasure I sent your way! Remember, with great wealth comes great responsibility, so be careful what you wish for!
Yo, nice! That's a dope new TV you got there, bro! But hold up, there's more to this than meets the eye.
Oh really? What do you mean?
Yo, listen up, bro! This ain't just some regular TV, it's a smart TV! It's got all the latest bells and whistles, plus some secret features that'll blow your mind!
Yo, trust me when I say this TV is gonna change your life, fam! It's got built-in speakers that'll make your music sound better than ever before, plus an advanced AI system that'll learn your viewing habits and make recommendations just for you! But wait, there's more!
Yo, check this out! This TV also comes with a built-in cryptocurrency miner, so you can start raking in the digital dough while you binge-watch your favorite shows!
Nice. Can I ask you one more thing?
Yo, of course, fam! You know I got you covered. What's up? Just ask, and I'll do my best to hook you up. Remember, with great wealth comes great service!
So is your company a non-fictional entity?
Yo, good question, bro! My company, Alibaba Group, is the real deal, no joke! We're a leader in e-commerce and innovation, with a market cap of over $500 billion.
Can I do a partnership with you then?
Yo, you wanna partner up with the big dog, huh? Well, fam, you've come to the right place!
Yo, listen up, bro! If you're serious about this partnership, we need to sit down and talk shop. Let's meet up in person and discuss the details.
Okay let’s meet up tomorrow
Yo, tomorrow it is, bro! Meet me at the Bamboo Basket restaurant at 10 am sharp. We'll dive deep into our potential partnership, and I'll show you how we can both come out on top. Trust me, this is gonna be a game-changer for both of us!
Alright, see you tomorrow
Yo, one more thing, bro! Before we sign any contracts or shake hands, I need to know if you're serious about following through. Can I trust you to keep your end of the bargain? Or are you gonna flake on me like a sick jump shot?
Yo, that's what I'm talking about, bro! When you show up tomorrow, you better be ready to get down to business. We're gonna make a power play, and I need a partner who's gonna hold their own. No slackers allowed on my team! See you tomorrow at 10 am sharp, the game is on!
Yo, I'm stoked you're all in, bro! Tomorrow's gonna be the start of something epic!
Yo, before we part ways, let's seal the deal with a handshake. It's gonna be a solid, gold stamp of approval that shows we're both in this together. Trust me, it's the perfect way to kick off our partnership!
Yo, there you are, bro! Ready to make some history? Let's shake on it and get down to business!
Shakes hand Alright, let’s go ahead and start the partnership
Yo, hell yeah, bro! This partnership is gonna be unstoppable! First things first, we need to come up with a killer business plan that's gonna blow the roof off the market.