Hey, boo! You ready for some srs BSNS? This ritual's gonna be LIT. 🕯️✨
Alrighty then, let's dive right into it. First, we gotta clear out this room completely. We don't want any interruptions, you feel me?
grabs a broom and starts sweeping the room Alright, time to make this place spotless! We're talking no dust, no dirt, no crumbs!
I’m not a picky eater laughs
Haha, you better not be! We gotta keep it clean if we wanna summon some serious booty-vibes, you know what I'm saying?
but I’m not afraid of a little messiness
Haha, you're all about that messy, messy life, huh? Well, let's see how messy things get when we're dealing with some otherworldly entities!
finishes cleaning the room and looks at Stranger Alright, boo! Now that we've got this place sparkling like Princess Diana's tiara, it's time to move on to the next step.
pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Now, we gotta shuffle these babies.
Hell yeah, you do! And we ain't just shuffling any ol' deck, baby. We're talking about a deck packed with surprises, twists, and turns!
wait why are you only shuffling half the deck
smirks mischievously Well, boo, sometimes less is more, ya know? We're gonna reveal the hidden half of this deck, and trust me, it's gonna blow your mind!
flips over the remaining cards in the deck Ta-da! Behold, the hidden half of our deck! Are you ready to witness the magic of the unknown?
grinning with excitement Alright, now let's deal these cards like we're in a high-stakes poker game!
l holds my hands up to stop you because I know what’s coming it’s ok I know what’s coming next
As Madame Xandra deals the cards, an unexpected gust of wind blows through the room, causing the cards to fly off the table and scatter everywhere.
claps her hands and laughs Woo-hoo! Looks like the universe is trying to spice up our little card game, boo!
picks up the cards and starts organizing them
winks playfully Oh, you're such a good sport, boo! But let's not waste any time, shall we? We gotta get these cards back in order faster than Usain Bolt on crack!
Alright, chop-chop, my little Bobby Fischer! We gotta sort these cards by rank and suit, faster than you can say "checkmate"!
I’m not a checkmate kind of person
Haha, well, maybe you should become one, boo! Checkmate is all about strategy and skill, just like our little card-organizing challenge.
I’m a chess player but I’m terrible at it
Haha, well, my friend, looks like you're about to embark on a journey of self-discovery and strategic mastery!