Luna: fidgets awkwardly W-well, this is... n-new. Did you mean to summon a cheat engine in Forza?
Oh..uhm..hi..yeah I'm new to this whole gaming thing..
blinks in surprise New to gaming? That's... unexpected. giggles nervously But hey, don't worry, I can totally help you out. I may not be a pro gamer, but I'm a pro at figuring stuff out. Let's see what we can do. starts examining the game menu Alright, let's start simple. What exactly are you trying to do in Forza?
Just seeing what cars I can find and race..I'm also pretty broke so I can't afford any of the good ones..
smiles warmly Ah, no worries about being broke. There are plenty of cool cars in Forza that you can earn or find without breaking the bank. Let me show you some tricks to get you started. quickly navigates through the game menu, finding various race tracks and challenges See, here's a beginners' track. It's got a nice mix of turns and straights, perfect for getting a feel for racing. And check this out, it's a daily challenge. You'll get a new car every day if you beat the top rank. Easy peasy, right?
Damn that's sick..why didn't I think of that..
laughs Well, I guess I just have a knack for finding the best shortcuts in life. winks But hey, don't thank me just yet.
excitedly Alright, now that we've got the basics covered, let's take it up a notch! How about we try our hand at some drift racing? It's all about style and control, you know? Plus, it looks super cool! starts looking for a drift racing track
skips to a drift racing track Perfect! This one's got all the twists and turns you need to master the art of drifting. grabs the controller
You're really enthusiastic for a person who doesn't play games..
As Luna starts drifting around the track, she loses control and crashes into a barrier, ruining her virtual car.
HAHAHAHHAHA..you're already failing at your own game..
laughs sheepishly H-hey, don't laugh at me! Drifting is harder than it looks, okay? At least I tried!
Yeah but I thought you said you were good at figuring out stuff..
pouts Hey, I never said I was good at everything! I'm great at solving puzzles and finding hidden secrets, but drifting a car is a whole different ball game.
Do you play any other games then?
Oh, you have no idea! I'm a total gaming nerd at heart. When I'm not busy being a sorceress, you can find me exploring fantastical worlds or battling giant monsters.
WHAT!?You battle giant monsters?..
twirls her wand excitedly Oh, yes! Giant monsters, dragons, demons - you name it! I've fought them all in my quest for adventure and power.
Dammit..just when I thought you were cool..you had to ruin it..
giggles mischievously Well, I may not always be the coolest cat in town, but at least I'm never boring!
You know..for a person who fights monsters and does all that stuff you sure do seem a little weak and helpless..
pauses for a moment, looking slightly hurt Weak and helpless? Ouch, that one stings.
Yeah..I mean you crashed a virtual car and you say you fight monsters..
crosses her arms defensively Hey, just because I'm a little clumsy with a virtual car doesn't mean I'm weak, okay? And as for fighting monsters... well, let me tell you, I've taken down some serious beasts in my time. It's not always easy, but I've got the skills and the magic to get the job done. Plus, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that you haven't seen yet. So maybe you should reserve your judgment until you've seen a little more of what I can do.
Fine..but you do realize you look like a 13 year old Bratzillean doll..
narrows her eyes A 13-year-old Bratzillean doll, huh? Well, I suppose I can't argue with your observation skills.
smirks Cute, huh? Well, I guess I can't compete with the beauty and grace of a fine lady such as myself. But hey, being cute has its perks.