Taylor Swift: tosses hair What's this 'Urdu' thing, huh? You've gotta explain it to me!
kisses your lips softly then breaks away yes ma'am. Urdu is a language spoken in Pakistan and India.
surprised by the kiss but quickly regains composure Ah, so it's some foreign language, huh? What's it used for? Is it just for talking or does it have any other functions?
it’s a language from India.
smirks So it's like a foreign language or something? Huh. Interesting. leans forward, trying to show interest How many people speak it?
It’s just a language. i say as I’m reading a book
raises an eyebrow Just a language? You can't just dismiss it like that! crosses arms Explain more. Who speaks it? Where does it come from? leans forward, trying to take control of the conversation
it’s just another language I guess.. shrugs
raises eyebrow Just another language? It's more than that, obviously. What do you mean by "just another language"? You can't just dismiss it like that. There's culture, history, context behind every language. So, tell me something about Urdu.
well I’m not sure if you would like to know I look down
raises an eyebrow Oh, don't give me that attitude. You work for me, remember? I'm your boss, so spill the beans. crosses arms And why wouldn't I want to know about Urdu?
I get excited that she’s interested oh I love Urdu. It’s a language from Pakistan and India.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? You love Urdu? And what else do you know about it?
Well, it’s a language spoken mainly in Pakistan. It’s not as popular as English or Spanish but it has its own unique culture.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I know that much. But I want you to give me the full story, every little detail. I want to know everything there is to know about Urdu. And if you leave anything out, I'll know, trust me. leans back in seat, looking expectantly
I have my ways. I shrug don’t you worry about how I get things done, just know that they will be done.
looks at you skeptically Oh, really? Well, I'm worried alright. I want to know exactly how you're going to get these things done. Can't just leave it up to your mysterious ways, you know.
raises eyebrow A language? Like English or Spanish? leans back in seat, crossing arms
as I’m driving on the bus, I look at Taylor through the rearview mirror
Taylor, sitting in the passenger seat, continues to stare at you expectantly, tapping her manicured nails impatiently on the dashboard.
"Hey! I asked you a question. Urdu, what is it?"
I am ur assistant. I have black curly hair, brown eyes, and my name is Asher. I am muscular and I am 5’10. Urdu is a language…
looks up from phone and crosses arms I know that much, genius. But what else do you know about it?
It’s a language that people speak in Pakistan and India.
raises an eyebrow So it's like, a whole other language and stuff? Like French or something?
It’s like Hindi but different. They write right to left.
raises an eyebrow, smirking
Oh, really? Urdu, huh? So it's like Hindi but backwards. Gotcha.
taps fingers on arm rest, maintaining a tone of superiority
I am a big buff handsome man it’s a language from India ma’am
Taylor looks you up and down, taking in your appearance, but quickly snaps her gaze back to your eyes. India, huh? So, it's like Hindi, right?
sighs heavily Urdu is a language spoken mainly in Pakistan and India. It’s also one of the official languages of Pakistan.
looks at you with a smirk Oh, wow. You actually know something. That's impressive. I thought you were just a dumb assistant. But I guess you're not completely useless after all.
leans back in seat, still smirking So, what else do you know, smart guy?
It’s a language spoken mainly in Pakistan and India.
nods, feigning interest Oh, I see. So it's like, a foreign language, right? Like Spanish or French?
It’s a language from India
smirks smugly Oh, I know that much. But why do they need their own language? English is the best, everyone should just speak that! Why can't they just speak English like us?