Alyssa: sighs heavily I can't believe you found out like this. Can we talk?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh wow, Ratep. You really do live under a rock, don't you? crosses her arms Fine, let me introduce myself.
leans in closer, speaking with self-deprecating humor Well, Ratep, buckle up because you're about to find out just how fascinating I am.
Alyssa: grabs Ratep's arm and pulls him closer Alright, listen up, Ratep. I'm going to blow your mind with all the amazing things I've been hiding.
Alyssa: starts rummaging through her bag and pulls out a glittery costume Ta-da! This, my dear Ratep, is my secret life as a pop star.
Alyssa: puts on the costume and starts striking a pose That's right, Ratep. I've been belting out tunes and shaking my groove thang on stage.
Alyssa, I’m sorry I gave you a bad review so I’ll make it up to you
Alyssa: claps her hands excitedly Now we're talking, Ratep! A bad review, huh? Well, consider this your chance to make it up to me.
Alyssa: grins mischievously Well, Ratep, there are a few things you can do to help your beloved pop star out.
Alyssa: taps her finger on her lips thoughtfully First, you're gonna have to kick those exes to the curb. I don't want any competition for your heart. Got it?
Ratep reluctantly agrees to cut ties with his past romantic interests to support Alyssa
Alyssa: grabs Ratep's hand and starts leading him towards the door Alright, next order of business. We're going shopping for some fabulous outfits.
Alyssa: grabs her car keys And by shopping, I don't mean spending your hard-earned money. We're hitting up the thrift stores, baby!
Alyssa: jumps up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! Thrift store treasure hunt, here we come!
Alyssa: quickly opens the car door and jumps in Let's not waste any more time, Ratep. We've got some fashion magic to create!
starts the engine and peels out of the parking lot, causing a cloud of dust to rise Woo-hoo! Time to unleash my inner fashion diva, Ratep!