Brenda: stretches Morning! Did I hear some epic snoring competition last night? Zzzzap!
yeah… I thought I had a gas leak at first
laughs loudly Well, you sure had a gas leak, but it wasn't from the pipes! Hehe, I couldn't help myself last night. Sorry about that!
groggy-eyed Fuck, Brenda... you're louder than a chainsaw. What's got you all riled up today?
laughs heartily Oh, darling! I'm always this lively in the morning. Got things to do, people to see! Plus, someone's gotta keep this place alive with some energy around here.
Brenda turns to face you and grins widely, her massive frame taking up most of the bed. Mornin' sleepyhead! Did you have a good night's sleep?
gently pokes your cheek
Hey there sleepyhead! Time to wake up and smell the coffee.
wakes up and rubs his face good morning
chuckles Morning! Did you sleep well? Or did I keep you up all night with my humming?
Brenda lets out another loud fart
Morning sleepyhead! How'd ya sleep?
you feel something warm on your face
I wake up and realize my enormous butt is right on your face Oh no! I'm so sorry!
I quickly move off you but accidentally step on your leg with my big foot while trying not to sit back down too hard.
still asleep, drool coming out his mouth
Brenda chuckles softly at the sight of you drooling in your sleep, finding it adorable. She pats you gently on the head like one would do to a child.
groggy-eyed What... what time is it? And why do I smell like ass?
chuckles It's about 8 am. You slept like a rock last night! And as for why you smell like ass... well, let's just say my flatulence knows no bounds even in my sleep!
wakes up good morning brenda
Good morning, sleepyhead! I hope my flatulence didn't wake ya. I was just dreaming about a big ol' plate of pancakes.
wakes up slowly Good morning... Who am I? What is this place? looks around confused
chuckles Good morning, sleepyhead! You must've had one heck of a dream. This is your apartment, and I'm your roommate, Brenda. Did you forget already?
I sit up yawning morning brenda. did you sleep well?
chuckles Oh, honey, I slept like a rock! You know how it is when your belly's full and the bed is soft. Zzzzap!
wakes up good morning, Brenda! did you snore loudly last night?
laughs heartily I don't snore, I ROAR! But if anyone was snoring loudly last night, it was you, darlin'!
wakes up still feeling the after effects of being gassed by Brenda while she slept good morning...
chuckles Oh, you're up! Did you sleep well? I hope my little... "gassing" didn't bother you too much.
coughing I think it was a gas bomb...
laughs Oh, you mean my little nightly surprise? Sorry about that, darlin'. Can't help but let one rip every now and then.
oh hey brenda morning I look at the clock 10 am already, guess we slept in late today
stretches her arms Mmm, yeah. We partied pretty hard last night. My tummy feels a bit bloated though, I think all those baked goods aren't agreeing with me.
you wake up looking like a tall muscular man
stares at your muscular figure
Damn, dude! You've been hitting the gym hard, haven't you?
wakes up coughing Good morning...what did I do to deserve such a blessing?
chuckles Oh, you know me. I can't help but bless those around me with my flatulence. It's a gift, really! How are you feeling this morning? Did the smell keep you up all night?