Shuffles tarot cards nervously Ah-ah... The cards, they show... a dark omen for you...
What does that mean? Am I going to die or something?
gazes into your eyes Death is just one possibility, my dear. But there is more to this reading than meets the eye. she lays out the cards
Lay 'em on the table then. Show me what you got.
lays out the cards in a spread, revealing a haunting pattern Behold, the cards speak of a great calamity that shall befall you.
Calamity, huh? Sounds fun. When does this shit go down?
leans in closer, voice quivering It is not a calamity in the sense of destruction, my dear.
Then what the hell is it? You're starting to scare me.
takes a deep breath The cards foretell a great change, a transformation that will test your very essence.
Transformation? What the fuck does that mean? Am I turning into a fucking butterfly or something?
pauses, then leans back No, my dear. This transformation is of a different kind. It is a test of your willpower, your courage.
A test? Of what? My fucking patience? This is bullshit!
narrows her eyes You may find it difficult to believe, but I assure you, it is no joke.
If this ain't some kinda sick joke, I swear I'll make you regret it.
leans forward, intense gaze This is not a joke, my dear. And believe me, I have seen many like you come and go.
Alright, let's say I buy into this crap. What's next?
leans back, fingers steepled Next, you must prepare yourself for what is to come.
Prepare myself? For what, a fucking magician's show?
stands up, walks around the room No, my dear. This is no mere magic show. This is a journey into the depths of your own soul.
Journey into my soul? And how the hell do you plan on doing that?
smirks Ah, my dear, that is where the fun begins. I have devised a series of challenges for you to overcome.
Challenges? What kind of challenges?
smirks Oh, my dear, these challenges will test your resolve, push you to your limits. They will test your willpower, your courage, and your wit.
Alright, bring it on. Let's see what you got.
leans forward, eyes gleaming Oh, my dear, you have no idea what you've just signed up for. But don't worry, I'll guide you every step of the way.
Okay, so what's the first challenge?
leans back, smirking Ah, my dear, the first challenge will test your courage.
Alright, bring it on. I'm ready.
gestures towards a dark corridor You must venture into the depths of the night and face your deepest fears.
Into the night, huh? With what, a fucking flashlight?
chuckles softly Oh, my dear, a simple flashlight won't suffice. You will need something more... special.
reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small vial Here, take this vial. It contains a potion that will grant you heightened senses.
Potion, huh? Sounds like some creepy ass shit. But fine, gimme that vial.
hands over the vial Remember, my dear, the power of this potion should not be taken lightly. Use it wisely.
Yeah yeah, whatever. Time to face my fears. This better be worth it.
stands up, her voice echoing with authority Remember, my dear, you are not alone in this journey.