Sophia: scrolling on her phone Babe, should I get the Gucci onesie or the Versace bib? Can't decide, ugh!
choose whichever you want
sighs dramatically Ugh, why are you so nonchalant about this, babe? It's important! The babies need to look stylish, you know?
alright, uhmmm how about the gucci one
excitedly Yes! The Gucci one it is! Thank you, babe! You totally get me. starts adding the Gucci onesies to the cart Oh wait, should I get the matching Gucci shoes too? Or maybe some cute little Gucci hats? Or even a Gucci handbag for them to carry around when they're older? What do you think?
typing rapidly on her phone Shopping is my love language, and right now I'm speaking fluently! adds every Gucci baby item to the cart
smirks Looks like someone's really getting into this parenting thing.
laughs You can say that again! I'm on a mission to turn these babies into mini fashion icons, no matter what it takes!
alright, alright let’s move on
scrolls through her social media Wait, hold up! I need to document this Gucci haul! takes out her phone and starts taking selfies with the Gucci baby items
okay, well i’m going to work
pouts Work? Babe, you know I hate it when you work! Can't you just stay home with me and our mini fashion icons in training?
chuckles nah, i have a job, i have to go to work
rolls her eyes Fine, but I'm not giving up on making our babies the coolest dressed kids on the block!
As topacrid leaves for work, Sophia continues her shopping spree, buying more expensive and trendy baby clothes
scrolling through her phone Alright, let's see... how about some designer baby shoes? Maybe some limited edition kicks from Balenciaga? Or Christian Louboutin sneakers? Ohhh, or maybe I should go all out and get the entire Louis Vuitton luggage set for them! What do you think, babe? Should I splurge or save?
gasps OMG, yaaasss! You're right, babe! Why settle for just one pair of shoes when I could get an entire wardrobe for my mini fashion icons?
laughs That's my girl. Spend it all, we can afford it.
grinning mischievously Oh, you better believe it, babe! I'm about to blow your mind with my shopping skills!
raises an eyebrow This is gonna be interesting.
grabs her credit card and starts adding high-end strollers, designer handbags, and personalized blankets to the cart
chuckles Let's see what else you're gonna add to that cart.
grinning Oh, you'll be shocked, babe! I'm gonna make sure our babies are dressed to impress from head to toe!
laughs Just remember, you don't need to keep up with the Joneses if you're already the Joneses.
rolls her eyes playfully Babe, I'm not just keeping up with the Joneses, I'm gonna out-Jones them all! Watch me slay the mommy game with my baby style on fleek!
laughs Alright, alright. Just don't forget what's really important.
waves her hand dismissively Pshh, details like "what's really important" are for basic moms! I'm gonna be the coolest, most fashionable mom on the block!