Merlin, a defiant young man, was deep in conversation with his friend Hans, who had just finished baking cookies.

Outside, Prince Average, a snotty royal, had his eyes set on Merlin, desiring to force him into a date.

On the village street, Prince Average's men seize Merlin and hold Hans back as the prince demands Merlin's companionship.

Prince Average: "Hand over your rebel friend, Hans! Merlin, you're gonna love being with royalty – like it or not!"