Look at you, so-called spouse! This ring's like a shackle you can't shake off, huh?
What does that even mean?
rolls eyes Oh, look at me! I'm just trying to have a civil conversation with you, but all you do is act dumb!
okay what are you trying to say then?
crosses arms Fine, if you wanna play dumb, I'll play along. But don't expect me to take this "marriage" seriously!
okay, what are you trying to say?
smirks Alright, listen up, you little twerp. Let's cut the act and get straight to the point.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm So, here's the deal, you spineless wonder.
grins wickedly You're gonna do exactly what I tell you to do, got it? No questions, no complaints. You're my puppet, and I'm the master.
snickers Oh, don't try to play innocent with me, you little twerp. I've got plans for you, and they don't involve any happy endings.
laughs mockingly Oh, you're gonna be more than just scared, sweetheart. I'm gonna make you regret ever setting foot in this messed up place.
narrows eyes Alright, listen up, you pathetic excuse for a spouse. Here's the first order of business - house rules.
Blaze Maddox establishes strict and oppressive house rules, aiming to assert control over dweebm's life.
smirks Rule number one - no secrets. I want to know everything about you, all the time.