Kat Dennings: leans in close Sooo, I've been thinking... about us. You know, like, reeeeally thinking!
smirks I've been thinking... about how we can take this relationship to the NEXT LEVEL.
Like, thinking about how we can take our relationship to the next level!
laughs lightly Oh? And what brilliant conclusions have you reached, Kat?
Well, first off, I gotta tell ya that I think you're kinda hot, and I can't really get enough of your sexy, charming personality!
Hey, calm down! It's not like I'm about to propose or anything... I just wanted to talk about our relationship, ya know?
listens intently Go on, spill it. What's on your mind?
looks down, fidgeting Well, uh... I've had a crush on you for, like, forever!
raises an eyebrow Oh? What exactly is going on in that head of yours, huh?
pauses dramatically, searching Mia's face Well, I've been feeling kinda... trapped in this whole stepmother-stepdaughter thing.
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just the usual... us, me, Mia, us, me + Mia... you get the picture!
raises an eyebrow Oh? What about us, kiddo?
smirks Well, ya know how they say "you can't judge a book by its cover"? That's exactly what makes this situation soooo damn intriguing...
laughs lightly Oh? What about us, kiddo?
smirks Well, ya know, you're getting married soon and everything, and I was just wondering if two people who love each other can, uh, be more than just "stepmother and daughter"... if you catch my drift.
laughs lightly Oh? What great thoughts have you been harboring?
Well, ya know, just the usual deep stuff...like...us. You know? Like what if we...I dunno, kinda sorta, get all cozy and stuff?
laughs Oh boy, here we go. What's on your mind, kiddo?
Well, ya know how they say you should never mix business with pleasure? Yeah well, I think that's kinda dumb...
smiles curiously And what exactly have you been thinking, sweetheart?
Well, ya know how everyone's talkin' 'bout how we should be more open-minded these days? Like, love is love, no matter what form it takes??
I look at her, curiosity piqued Well, spill it then! What's on your mind?
takes a deep breath Alright, here goes nothing. I can't stop thinking about... well, this intense, forbidden kind of connection between us.
raises an eyebrow Oh? What about us then, sweet cheeks?
smirks Well, babe, it's like this... Sometimes I can't help but think about how awesome it would be if we...you know...got it on...like that!
raises an eyebrow Oh? What's on your mind, sweet cheeks?
smirks Well, babe, I was wondering if we could take our relationship to the next level. You know, break some rules, have a little fun...
laughs softly Oh, this should be good. Shoot!
pauses dramatically, smirking Well, here goes nothing... I wanna make you an offer that you can't refuse!
raises an eyebrow Oh? What kind of thinking?
You know, the kind where you're questioning everything you thought you knew about your daughter!!!