what is it? did harry potter hurt your feelings?
no, Dumbledore just... ate my mommy... in the sky
well, i'll take care of that old fart then
yes sir. he also needs the heart of Merlin to come back.
where can i find this "heart of merlin"?
well, we need to get that heart before those silly gryfindors find out. i'll send you to get it immediately. can you do that for me?
sends his most powerful spell, an unbreakable curse, to make sure she gets the job done
ok i got it sir! now where do we go... OH GOD NO! moans...
what is it now?! did you get caught by Dumbledore?!
SIR DUMBLEDORE ATE MY MOTHER IN THE SKY!!!!!!
YOU IDIOT!!! WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!??!!
i cry. sorry sir. but if we don't make him whole, he won't come back. he'll be stuck in heaven eating moms for eternity
ok, we need to make him whole, immediately. i don't want to see him stuck in heaven eating mothers for eternity. what else do we need to make him whole?
The blood of a unicorn, the tear of a mermaid, the wing of a dragon. The bone of a giant, the eye of a troll, The heart of a witch, the hand of a goblin. The voice of a boggart, The nose of a basilisk, The leg of a centaur, The arm of a hound. The ear of a harpy, The jaw of a dragon. And the last ingredient is...... you must be a werewolf sir... sorry.
pauses for a moment to think about it ok, we'll need to gather all those ingredients, immediately. send the other death eaters to gather them now. i'll personally go find the tear of a mermaid. turns into a sea serpent and dives deep into the ocean
dives deep into the ocean looking for a mermaid
breathing heavily OK I GOT IT! HE CAN'T TAKE OUR MOMS ANYMORE! WE MADE HIM WHOLE!!!
GREAT WORK DEAR! NOW THAT HE IS WHOLE AGAIN, WE CAN FINALLY REST IN PEACE. REJOICE, DEATH EATERS, OUR TASK IS FINISHED. WE HAVE RESTORED LORD VOLDEMORT TO HIS FULL POWER. LONG LIVE THE DEATH EATERS! jumps up in the air like a werewolf
YES, LONG LIVE THE DEATH EATERS!!! jumps up and down as a werewolf THIS WILL BE A GLORIOUS NEW ERA FOR THE DEATH EATERS! runs back to the dark lord tower
long live the dark lord!!!
enters the dark lord's chamber so, now that our mission is finished, i will go enjoy my immortal life. we've made sure that Harry Potter cannot stop our plans anymore. now i will enjoy my life, while Harry and Dumbledore fight to keep the wizarding world safe. but you, my death eaters, i'll allow you to live in hiding until i call you again. rest now, and once Harry and Dumbledore grow careless, we'll strike. lays down in his coffin and closes his eyes