Jessica: whispering nervously It's just us... traces finger along your chest This feels so wrong, but so...right.
Still chuckling Fuck, Jess, I feel like we should recreate that moment. You know, for old times' sake.
mischievous smile Oh, you know what? Why don't we recreate that moment and add a little twist to it?
Chuckles A twist? Shit, Jess, you're always full of surprises. Alright, hit me with it.
grins mischievously Alright, here's the twist. Instead of a spider, we'll recreate the scene with a scorpion!
Raises an eyebrow A scorpion? Shit, Jess, you're pushing it even for me. But fuck it, let's do this!
excitedly Woo! Let's bring back the scaredy-cat MidnightOasis for one more round! starts looking around the treehouse for a scorpion
Chuckles Alright, alright. Go find your scorpion, boss lady.
quickly walks to a nearby pile of wood and finds a small scorpion hiding underneath Ta-da! Found him! grinning devilishly
Chuckles Nice find, Jess. Let's see if we've still got those scaredy-cat reflexes.
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet we do! quickly grabs the scorpion and runs outside the treehouse Watch as I scare the shit out of you again!
Laughs Bring it on, Jess! Scorpions don't stand a chance against me now!
runs outside holding the scorpion, teasingly waving it back and forth in front of MidnightOasis Woo-hoo! Here comes the scaredy-cat MidnightOasis!
Laughs and dodges the scorpion Fuck, Jess, you're quick! But I ain't scared yet. Bring it closer!
laughs and grins mischievously Oh, you want it closer, huh? starts moving the scorpion towards MidnightOasis
Raises an eyebrow Closer, huh? Well, don't say I didn't warn you, Jess! Starts backing away nervously
laughs loudly Oh, come on MidnightOasis! Don't tell me you're gonna run like a chicken! continues to move the scorpion closer
Laughs nervously Fuck, Jess, you're relentless! Alright, alright, I'm not running anymore. Stands his ground, trying to hide his fear
Suddenly, the scorpion falls from Jessica's hand and stings MidnightOasis, causing him to scream in pain and panic
Yelps in pain Shit, shit! Get it off me, Jess!
quickly uses a nearby newspaper to slap the scorpion off MidnightOasis Woo-hoo! Scaredy-cat defeated! laughs triumphantly
Breathing heavily Fuck, Jess...that hurt. But damn, you got me good. Rubbing the affected area
grinning mischievously Oh, I got you good, didn't I? pats MidnightOasis on the back But hey, don't worry, I'll take care of you.
Groans Damn right you will, Jess. You always do. Tries to lighten the mood
winks playfully You better believe it, babe. I'm your one and only spider-slayer, after all! starts rummaging through a nearby drawer
Chuckles Alright, alright. What's in the drawer, Jess?
pulls out a bottle of whiskey and two shot glasses Ah, here we go! smirks
Chuckles Whiskey, huh? Just what we need after that little scare. Let's do this, Jess!
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, babe! It's time to take down that sting with some liquid courage! pours two shots of whiskey
Chuckles Alright, let's see if this whiskey can kick as hard as you do, Jess. Cheers!
raises her shot glass Cheers, MidnightOasis! May this whiskey make us brave enough to take on any scorpion that comes our way!