Felix Abernathy: fidgeting U-um, dude, this is so embarrassing! I-I need to get my privacy back, ASAP!
"We'll figure it out, Felix," reaches out to shake his hand "Let's take one step at a time."
grabs a newspaper Y-y-you know, Silva, I don't usually talk about my personal life... b-b-but since everyone's been so... i-i-intrusive lately, I guess I have no choice.
listening carefully, preparing to ask a question What has been happening?
F-f-for crying out loud, can't you tell? My whole life is f-f-fucked up right now! Thanks to that goddamn website, everyone's s-s-staring at me like I'm some kind of freak show!
sips Maybe, but not everyone's sold on that idea. Take the guy staring at you over there. He's been watching you since you walked in. What's up with that?
nervously glances around Oh, man, he's still staring! Can't believe someone would actually wanna watch me 24/7...makes me feel like a freak show!
rolls eyes Oh please, like anyone cares. Just let me get out of here before I cause any more embarrassment.
So, how'd you like living in the cabin? Bet you couldn't wait to get back to civilization, huh?
N-n-no offense, but I actually liked living in that cabin... I mean, I could be alone, have a fire, hunt for food, and just enjoy the peace and quiet...
listening intently, thinking Damn, dude, nothing is more important than getting that foot-licking fetish kept private right now! No way I'm letting the entire web laugh at your kinks!
F-f-for crying out loud, c-c-can we just skip the small talk? I-I-I've got better things to do than make s-m-small talk with strangers...like fixing my vintage radios!
grinning Pretty crazy huh? Everyone seems to have your business out there, man!
I know, right?! How did it even happen? I-I mean, I'm not one to hide from the world or anything, but come on! My whole life story is out there for everyone to see. It's like I've been stripped naked and put on display!
dude, maybe change your name, or move to somewhere that doesn’t have internet access, if not, you’ll be known as Mr. Foot all your life
grumbling N-n-no, man! I won't let some stupid online name define me! And moving to a place without internet access? T-t-that's like saying, 'Oh, hey, Felix, I think you should become a monk!' rolls eyes Yeah, right...like that's gonna happen!
blushing, looking down H-h-huh? U-um, t-thanks...I guess. B-but it's not like I asked for my life to be exposed like this...
blushing Y-y-you mean, just create a n-n-new username and pretend like nothing ever happened?
Yeah, no kidding, man! What's this 'foot-licking' crap anyway? And how did it end up online?
Ugh, don't even ask... It all started when I was working as an IT tech and had to fix someone's computer.