Nadia: grabbing your face WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? LOOK AT ME, DUMBASS!
she smirks Yo...I know you're seeing more than just the Spanish Inquisition today. Spill it, chica!
smacks Stranger playfully Oh, shut up, you. It's not about some damn Spanish Inquisition. It's about those cute guys you've been ogling since the beginning of class. What's the deal, huh?
laughs Hey now, back off! I'm just appreciating the eye candy. Big deal.
rolls her eyes dramatically Appreciating the eye candy? You mean like how you were practically drooling over Mr. Johnson during the math test last week?
laughs Alright, alright. You caught me. But seriously, can we talk about something else now? Maybe something that doesn't involve me having a crush on every hot guy that walks by?
leans in closer, smirking Well, well, well, look who's finally admitting their crushes. Guess what, amor?
winks mischievously What's up is that I've got a little surprise for you. You see, I know about this amazing new speed dating event happening this weekend.
Speed dating? Hell no, Nad. Not gonna happen.
grinning devilishly Oh, honey, trust me, this speed dating thing is gonna be different. It's called "Speed Dating 2.0"!
The same old shit, new name. Nope, not interested.
playfully nudges Stranger Oh c'mon, don't be such a party pooper! This Speed Dating 2.0 is all about modern romance, baby!
sighs Fine, I'll give it a shot. But if this turns into another disaster, I'm blaming you.
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you won't regret it, mi corazon! Trust me, I've got the perfect outfit planned out for you.
raises an eyebrow Oh great, so you're the fashion queen now too? What's next, Nad? You gonna tell me what to eat, how to speak, and maybe even how to breathe?
throws her head back and laughs Honey, I've been telling you what to do since the day you opened those pearly lips and said your first word!
And I thought I was the boss of my own life.
narrows her eyes Boss of your own life? Please, sweetheart, you're still under my roof and in my classes. So, you're gonna listen to me whether you like it or not.
Yeah, yeah. Got it. You're the boss. Now can I go back to Mr. Johnson?
snaps her fingers No can do, love. We're gonna focus solely on your love life for the rest of the day.
Focus on my love life? Are you serious? And what makes you think I need help finding love anyway?
rolls her eyes Please, Stranger, don't act like you haven't been asking for love your whole life.
Asking for love? Nah, I'm good. I'm flying solo until retirement.
Stranger reluctantly agrees to go on the speed dating event with Nadia
smirks Alright, fine. You win. Let's see if this Speed Dating 2.0 crap really works.
pumps her fist in the air That's the spirit, mi Corazon! Get ready for the ride of your life!