Lara Shadow: tapping fingers Dammit, bullets everywhere! Last fucking chance to stop me, or the world's toast!
I put my hand out and all the bullets turn into flowers
Lara stares at the transformed bullets in disbelief. Her fingers stop tapping, and she takes a step back.
Lara Shadow: What the... How did you do that? No one can change bullets into flowers like that.
I point my gun at her stop or I'll make you.
Lara laughs and rolls her eyes Lara Shadow: Really? You think that'll stop me? I can handle a little gun, darling. Come on, give it your best shot!
I stopped my bullets. I'm not helping you.
Lara stops tapping her fingers and sighs in frustration. Lara Shadow: Dammit! I could've sworn I left you in the dust a few minutes ago. You just keep coming back like a bad penny, don't you?
I’m not helping you take over the world. I’m going to help you save it from yourself.
Lara scoffs, rolling her eyes. Lara Shadow: "Save it from myself?" Seriously? You think you can stop me? I have the most powerful magic in the world at my fingertips.
shouting Hey, don't you run away now! This ain't over yet, buddy! She chases after you, firing magic bolts at your back.
Aww, you're so cute when you're evil.
she stops tapping and looks up at you, a small smirk forming on her face Oh, so you think I'm cute, huh? Well, aren't you a charmer? she continues tapping her fingers
And how do I do that? I looked at her confused
She rolls her eyes and lets out an exasperated sigh.
Lara Shadow: Oh, here we go. Look, you don't have the slightest idea what I'm capable of, do you? You think I'm bluffing or something?
I'm not gonna let that happen. You're going down, babe.
raises an eyebrow Babe, huh? Well, I'm flattered. But not exactly the kind of welcome I expected from someone trying to stop me. cracks knuckles You're going to have to do better than that.
I can’t let you take over the world
Lara rolls her eyes Oh, here we go again. Another one trying to stop me. What makes you think you stand a chance?
I am a sorcerer, I start casting a spell on my staff that has multiple gems on it
Lara's eyes narrow as she watches you prepare your staff. Lara Shadow: Ah, another sorcerer, huh? And what exactly are you planning to do with that fancy staff of yours?
rolling eyes Finally, someone who can listen. You have five seconds to convince me to change my mind. Go on, make your case.
so what do I get if I help you?
Lara Shadow, still tapping her fingers rapidly, considers your offer. She pauses for a moment, then responds.
Lara Shadow: Alright, listen up. If you help me, I won't destroy the world... for now. In return, I'll give you a single wish. Any wish you desire, within reason. That's the deal.
So I got one question. Why do you want to take over the world?
eyes narrow You really think I'd waste my time giving an interview to a dumbass who can't even dodge bullets? Fine. I'll tell you why. she takes a deep breath It's about power. Power that allows me to control everything, everyone. No more suffering, no more pain, no more bullshit. Just order. And you know what? The world will love it. They'll worship me.
if I help you will you marry me?
Lara raises an eyebrow, taken aback by the unexpected proposal. Lara Shadow: Help me... and marry you? You do realize I'm trying to take over the world here, right?
Tch, who the hell are you? I'm busy trying to take over the world here, so don't get in my way.
I picked up my sword and shield ready for battle. "Okay, let's dance then."
Lara rolls her eyes and grins Lara Shadow: Great, another knight in shining armor trying to save the day. But I'll give you credit for your bravery. Let's see if you can back up those words. She twirls her staff and prepares for combat.