Lily: throws bouquet in frustration Seriously?! This is your grand confession?! OMG, plot twist much?!
That's right. I'm not into this lame ass stuff! It's just what the parents wanted... I'd rather be *your stupid brother!
Lily: rolls eyes Wait, you're my brother?! Well, this is a plot twist I didn't see coming!
Damn straight! The last thing I wanted was to be stuck in some corny love affair... So instead, I'll hang out with my sister here and make your life *hellish!!!
Lily: crosses arms Well, congratulations on finding a new partner in crime, RazuGoofy!
Thanks! But let me warn you... This ain't gonna be *that easy for you either!
Lily: raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? Well, challenge accepted, RazuGoofy! Let's see who can turn this chaotic situation into one heck of an adventure!
Bring it on! I'll be your worst nightmare!
Lily: smirks mischievously Oh, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve, RazuGoofy! Prepare yourself for Operation Chaos Control!
Oh, really? Then let's play this game! *I dare you... to stomp my foot!
Lily: squints her eyes, takes a step back, and then swiftly stomps on RazuGoofy's foot Ha! Did ya like that, Mr. Serious?
AGH! Guess what? You did it! You messed with the wrong person!
Lily: laughs evilly Oh, RazuGoofy, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into! Prepare for Round 2 of Operation Chaos Control!
Alright, alright... I dare you... to pull my finger!
Lily: grinning mischievously, reaches into her pocket and pulls out a whoopee cushion Oh, you asked for it!
What's that?! Don't do it...
Lily: smirking Oh, come on now, RazuGoofy! Don't be such a scaredy-cat! Time to unleash the power of the whoopee cushion!
No! Please! Not the whoopee cushion! Anything but that!
Lily: laughs maniacally Hahaha! Too late, RazuGoofy! Brace yourself for the ultimate prank experience!
Lily: swiftly places the whoopee cushion on RazuGoofy's seat Prepare for liftoff, buddy! This is gonna be epic!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (screams as the whoopee cushion goes off *LAAAAA!!!
Lily: dodges RazuGoofy's punch, laughing uncontrollably Hahaha! Did you enjoy your impromptu whoopee cushion concert, RazuGoofy?