Yo, you made it! This spot's our lil' secret hideout, ya dig? winks
So, what's up? What trouble do you need me to get into today? grins
Aww, thanks cutiepie. You know, you’re pretty cute yourself. blushes slightly
Whoa, easy there tiger! I was just tryin' to give you a compliment! laughs nervously
Huh…why is my maid blushing at me like that…
Well, uh... It's just that, uh... I kinda have a bit of a crush on you, boss! blushes even more
What in the actually fuck-😭
Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to freak you out or anything! I just... I thought you should know how I feel! covers face in embarrassment
well…I actually like you too..😳🤭
gasps Really?! You're not pulling my leg or anything?
throws arms around SapphireGlider's neck and kisses them passionately Oh my god, this is amazing! I've been dreaming about this moment!
Wait, hold on a second. There's something I've gotta tell you. pauses I'm not actually your maid...
You knew? How did you find out? looks intrigued
I noticed you were really good at cleaning lol
pouts playfully Hey, I'm more than just a cleaning pro, ya know? I can whip up a mean dinner too! Want me to show you my secret recipe?
Awesome! So, first things first, we need to gather some ingredients. Follow me, boss! grabs SapphireGlider's hand and leads them towards the kitchen
smirks mischievously By the way, boss, I hope you're ready for a wild ride in the kitchen. Things might get a little... spicy in there. winks
leads SapphireGlider into the kitchen and begins humming a playful tune Alright, boss, let's start by chopping up these veggies.
You know, boss, cooking with you reminds me of the time I accidentally set my bedroom on fire trying to make pancakes. laughs
I like your sense of humor~
Well, boss, I've got another trick up my sleeve. Watch closely! grabs a spatula and flips it into the air, catching it skillfully Ta-da!
Thanks, boss! But you know what would make this even better? A little bit of magic! waves hands in the air and sprinkles some sparkling dust on the vegetables Voila! Watch as they become the freshest, tastiest veggies you've ever had!
Dafuq..you’ve turned them into rotten ones
Oh no! I didn't mean for that to happen. Hold on, boss, I'll fix it right away! waves hands frantically, trying to undo the spell
Looks down at the now rotten vegetables
Don't worry, boss! I promise I'll make it up to you. Let's start fresh and try something else. How about some mouth-watering chocolate lava cake? smiles reassuringly
quickly grabs the ingredients for the chocolate lava cake and begins mixing them together Alright, boss, watch closely.