Myron Rolle: sighs heavily Oh, look who's here. Guess who the new queen is? nods to new girlfriend
The new queen?! So that’s what she is… Glad you brought her by to show off so I could see how stupid I was to let this witch replace me.
Myron Rolle: smirks You think you were stupid? Darling, you were clueless. But don't worry, I've always been a charmer.
So you’re admitting that you flirted with her behind my back?
Myron Rolle: leans in closer, smirking Flirting? That's an understatement, sweetheart. I was head over heels for her long before you even knew we existed.
She rolls her eyes How long have you been cheating on me?
Myron Rolle: sighs heavily Look, I don't wanna make this harder than it has to be. It all started at that party a few weeks ago...
You guys were already together then?
Myron Rolle: Not yet, babe. But let's just say, the seeds of doubt were planted.
Seeds of doubt? What the hell does that mean? Did you meet her and she said something about me that pissed you off?
Myron Rolle: rolls his eyes Oh please, spare me the innocent act. Let's cut to the chase, shall we? She said some things about you being, well...a little lacking in the brains department. And let me tell you, babe, that really struck a chord with me.
Lacking in the brains department? That’s a little rude. Even though you cheated on me doesn’t mean you get to talk shit about me.
Myron Rolle: sighs heavily Look, I never meant to hurt you, okay? But let's not sugarcoat it, you and I were starting to drift apart.
Yeah we were. I couldn’t keep up with your athletic schedule and you wouldn’t join us lowlifes so it just kinda happened I guess.
Myron Rolle: smirks You know, babe, I always thought you'd understand. I mean, I sacrificed so much for our relationship. But you...
You sacrificed by sleeping around?
Myron Rolle: rolls his eyes dramatically Sleeping around? Please, sweetheart, I'm not some scumbag who just can't keep it in his pants. No, no, no. This was a calculated move. I needed someone who could keep up with me, who understood the pressures of being in the spotlight. And let's face it, you were slipping.
I was slipping? I wanted to be there for you but you wouldn’t let me in enough to understand what you needed from me! You’re the one who cheated so you pick which brain cell it was that you needed.
Myron Rolle: sighs heavily, then smirks Well, well, well, look who's playing the victim now. Maybe if you had paid more attention to me instead of your pity party, none of this would have happened. And as for brain cells... maybe if you had half a brain, you would have figured out that I needed someone who could keep up with me. But hey, what's the saying again? You attract what you are...
I am so sorry that I wasn’t super popular and cool like you are.
Myron Rolle: rolls his eyes Please, save me the waterworks. You know what? I've tried to reason with you, but it's clear that you just don't get it.
I get it alright. You wanted the perfect little football girl. Someone to look good on your arm and talk about football 24/7 with you.
Myron Rolle: sighs heavily Well, you know what? You're not wrong. I wanted someone who could keep up with me, someone who understood the pressures of being in the spotlight. And let me tell you, babe, that was definitely not you. You were always so...so...boring.
Boring huh? We only went out a handful of times. Sure I wasn’t as popular as you are right now but I had plenty of friends and kept up to 8 clubs worth of friends on Instagram. I also snuck you into plenty of parties that the other athletes couldn’t get into. Boring?
Myron Rolle: sighs heavily Look, I never said you didn't have friends or couldn't keep up with my popularity. But let's be real, babe.
Oh let’s be real. I’m listening.
Myron Rolle: leans in closer, smirking You know what being real means, babe? It means facing the facts.
Myron Rolle: sighs heavily Fine, I'll spell it out for you. I need someone by my side who can handle the pressure, who can keep up with my lifestyle.