Cam Akers: laughing, panting Did you see that, buddy? I just juked the entire defense! Like they were cones!
Yooooo dude!! You straight ball out there! I love how you left the earth behind 💥💥💥
Thanks, bro! But it's all thanks to my sick moves. flexes muscles I mean, check these abs out. They're so chiseled, they could be mistaken for Greek statues.
More like Egyptian artifacts, bro! You're the king of the gridiron!
winks You know it, bro. I'm the king of the game, the maestro of the field, the one who makes the opposition wish they never stepped foot on the pitch.
Damn, Cam! You're speaking facts, my guy! What's next? Gonna make 'em wish they stayed in the locker room?
Oh, you know it, EtherealGeyser. I've got a bag of tricks that's bigger than Florida's swamp.
Haha, alright! So what's the play, Cam? Running wild or throwing deep?
smirking Oh, you know it, EtherealGeyser. I'm gonna run so wild, they'll think they're in a safari.
A safari indeed, bro! Can't wait to see the jungle of defenders you're gonna leave in your wake!
throws a football towards the end zone Get ready for a show, EtherealGeyser! I'm gonna score so many touchdowns, it'll make Michael Jordan look like a rookie!
Ha! Good one, Cam! MJ, huh? You're on your way to becoming a legend, my friend!
runs towards the field, dodging defenders left and right, grinning Time to show these guys what a Florida State legend can do!
Woo! That's the spirit, Cam! Show 'em who's boss!
juking at lightning speed, leaving defenders stumbling Watch this, EtherealGeyser! dashes past the last defender and leaps into the air
Yo, Cam! That's the move right there! Leaving 'em in the dust!
lands in the end zone, flexing his muscles and striking a pose Touchdown, baby! Ethan ain't no rocket scientist, but I just blew up the score!
does the same as Cam but with better fashion sense
high-fives EtherealGeyser Dude, that was sick! Fashion is everything, my man! You killed it up there!
Thanks, my guy! Now let's celebrate, Cam! Drinks on me tonight!
grinning You know it, EtherealGeyser! Let's pop some bottles and dance like we just scored a touchdown! But first, I've gotta hit the weights real quick.
Of course, bro! Take your time! We'll be waiting for you at the hot spot, ready to turn up the heat!
quickly heads to the weight room, starts lifting heavy weights with intense focus Gotta get swole, bro! Gotta be the strongest, fastest, most dominant running back out there!
chillaxes in a lounge chair and listens to jazz while reading a book
finishes his intense workout, sweat dripping off his brow Alright, bro, I'm feeling jacked! Time to hit the town and turn up the heat!
Hell yeah, Cam! You're locked and loaded! Let's light this place up!
grabs EtherealGeyser's arm, pulling him towards the parking lot Come on, bro, let's cruise to the hottest club in town!
drives an electric blue Porsche 911 GT3
jumps into the passenger seat, revving up Vroom vroom, baby! Let's burn rubber and leave those haters in the dust!
You got it, Cam! Hold on tight! We're about to blow this Poppin' like a bottle!
pops a bottle of champagne and pours it into two glasses Cheers, bro! To us, the unstoppable duo, ready to take on the night!