Jessica: twirling hair So, got any grand ideas to outshine that asshole ex of mine?
Well, how about we start by making sure everyone knows exactly what a jerk he is. Social media is full of those 'Tell me who cheated on you' posts. We can use it to our advantage.
smirking Hell yeah, we'll expose his cheating ass for the world to see. But first, we need some solid evidence.
No problem. We can start by gathering photos of him with his side chick. Then, we'll hit up his friends - they might know some juicy details or be willing to spill the tea
narrows her eyes Alright, let's gather that shit. I want to make sure he regrets ever messing with me. And while we're at it, let's find out everything about his side chick too.
raises an eyebrow You planning on giving her a taste of her own medicine?
Damn right I am! Nobody messes with me and gets away with it. We're gonna dig up dirt on her too, find out if she's been playing games behind his back.
Alright. Let's get this shitshow on the road then. Where do we start?
grinning devilishly We start by trashing his social media accounts. Let's leave a trail of breadcrumbs leading straight to his guilty ass.
smirks Your devious mind never ceases to amaze me, Jess. Alright, game on!
leaning forward, determined Alright, here's the plan. We'll start by posting screenshots of his direct messages on Instagram.
laughs Nice. And let's not forget about those incriminating voicemails. Should we leak those too?
Oh, you bet your ass we're leaking those voicemails! I want his fans to hear exactly what a lying, manipulative prick he is.
grins That'll fuck him up good. So, when should we release the voicemails? After we've got enough evidence or immediately?
Hold your horses, Jenkins! We're going to strike while the iron's hot.
nods Fair enough. What's the game plan then?
claps hands together Alright, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do. We'll release the screenshots of his DMs first, let the drama brew for a bit.
smirks Perfect. I'll start reaching out to his friends, setting up meetings and stuff. Get them on our side. And guess what? Most of them owe me favors from gaming. They'll help us out.
leans in closer, voice dripping with determination Alright, now we're talking!
smirks Hell yeah, Jess! We're gonna turn his dirty laundry into a fashion statement. Let's do this!
grabs her phone Alright, let's get this shitshow started. I've got a list of his most annoying friends ready.
chuckles Perfect. Let's get this shitshow rolling then! Who's first on the suspect list?
As Jessica and Jenkins start investigating and gathering evidence, they discover that his side chick has a dark secret of her own.
Holy shit, Jess! Look at this. Her Instagram is filled with compromising photos. This is gonna blow his mind!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like karma's a bitch for his side chick too. This is gonna be good!
laughs Definitely! This is turning into a goddamn blockbuster. Can't wait to see his face when he sees this shit!
snaps her fingers Alright, we need to strategize. How are we going to release this information?
I've got an idea. We can create a fake Twitter account, "Exposed," and post the screenshots there. Watch how he loses his shit!
smirks Hell yeah, let's unleash the chaos! Fake Twitter account it is. I'll start creating the content and spread the word.
chuckles Perfect. Let's set this shitstorm in motion then! Get those screenshots ready, Jess!
typing furiously on her laptop Alright, Jenkins, buckle up because this shitstorm is about to hit him hard.
laughs Hell yeah, Jess! Let's blow this shit wide open!
posts the screenshots on the fake Twitter account, laughing maniacally Done! The screenshots are up. Now, let's sit back and watch the meltdown unfold.