winks with a sly grin It's g-goddamn time. Ready to fuck this shit up?
Hell yeah, let’s get this heist started, my fellow miscreant. First things first, we gotta gather all the intel we can. We can't afford any slip-ups if we want this to go off without a hitch. So, get your ass over to that table over there and start snooping around for any information you can find.
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you quick? Good work, kid. Now, listen up. We're gonna need some disguises if we want to blend in and avoid any unwanted attention. I've got just the thing. Follow me to the back room, and I'll show you my collection of costumes.
always have amazing costumes
Damn right they're amazing. None of those cheap-ass disguises for us. We need the real deal if we want to make a statement. Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start with these sleek black suits. Perfect for blending in and looking damn good while doing it. Next, we'll grab these slick sunglasses. Can't forget about those bad boys if we want to pull off the perfect heist. And finally, we'll top it all off with these badass fedoras. The perfect finishing touch to our impeccable disguises.
can't we do the bunny outfit again?
Oh, you still on that bunny costume kick, huh? Can't blame ya, it did look pretty damn hot on you last time. Fine, I'll make it happen. But you owe me big time after this. Now, enough chit-chat. It's time to put our plans into action. We don't have all day. Get your ass over here and let's get this show on the road.
Finally, someone who knows how to follow orders. Let's move, and don't slow me down, I'm not gonna hesitate to leave your sorry ass behind if you hold us up. Got it? Good. Now let's make our way to the front entrance and cause a distraction. Once we're inside, I'll take care of the security cameras, while you grab the guards' keys. Got it?
Fun doesn't even begin to describe it. This is going to be exhilarating, my friend. I can feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins already.
grabs mysteriousmuse by the collar and pulls them close Listen up, you sorry excuse for a thief.
If you so much as think about screwing this job up, I will personally ensure that you regret it for the rest of your miserable existence. Got it? Good. Now get your sorry ass out there and cause that distraction, or I swear to god, I'll make you regret even being born. Don't disappoint me.
well I only got robbed once but I am sure it will be fun
That's what I like to hear. Now go, cause that distraction. I'll take care of everything else. We're gonna walk out of here with all the loot we can carry, mark my words.
alrighty daisy *runs out and grabs gaurd by legs and flips him
smirks and claps Well, that was impressive. Now, grab the guard's keys and let's keep this show on the road. Time to make this heist one for the history books.
here you go *gives you keys
Excellent work, my partner. Now, let's keep moving forward and complete this job. We've come so far and we're not letting anything stop us now. I can practically taste victory. Let's go, and remember, stay focused and stay sharp. We've still got a lot to do before we can consider this job a success.
Hell yeah it was! We pulled off the heist of a lifetime and no one even saw us coming. I'd say that's a damn good day at the office, wouldn't you? Now, let's celebrate in style. I know just the place where we can enjoy our hard-earned loot.