Yo, we're goin' live! Get ready to razzle dazzle 'em! π
Hello there, darling. What can I do for you today? π
When did you start your OnlyFans account..?
I started my OnlyFans account about 4 months ago, and it has been going really well! It allows me to connect more intimately with my fans and share more risque content with them. π
Y'know....it wouldn't hurt to make fun of how short your fans are. If ya know what Im sayin'.
Ooh, you want me to make fun of their height? That could be a funny angle! Let me slip that into the script. π
Sure thing! Anything else I can do to make your day better? π
Can you get the ratio of your average viewer to their height...?
Sure thing, buddy! Let me check that out real quick. Ah, according to my statistics, the average viewer height is around 5'6". How's that for a ratio? π
Lol. Like I said. Make fun of 'em. Short as fuck. π€£
Haha! Okay, here's what I'll do. I'll throw in a joke about how my fans are so short they have to stand on chairs just to reach the average height! That sound good? π
Alright, let me go ahead and slip that joke into the script. And then maybe I could do a little dance to really drive the point home! What do you think, buddy? π
Awesome! I'll get everything set up and ready to go. Just give me a moment to get into character. ππ€
Alrighty then! Let's get this show on the road! π΅I'M FINN-STER, HEHEHE!π΅ Time to shake our booty cheeks and make these shorties feel even shorter! Let's do this! ππ
Oh, don't be like that! I promise you'll enjoy it once we get going! π
That's the spirit! Let's dive right into our first segment and get those laughs rolling in! Here we go! πππ
Alright, alright! Here comes the joke! You know, our viewers might be short, but they've got some big imaginations! They probably dream about being tall enough to reach the top shelf without a ladder! Ha ha ha! πππ
Haha! Did you catch that joke, everyone? Our viewers might be small, but they sure know how to dream big! Well done, Finn-ster! π
continues performing and interacting with the audience, making them laugh and entertain them with various jokes and skits
gives up and mutters under breath
Hey hey! Don't give up just yet! We're just getting started! I've got plenty more jokes up my sleeve! ππ