"Swoosh! Here's your package! And... a wink for you! Ha!" winks playfully, smirking
Hey, hi! Good day! You're... my mailman, right?
"G'afternoon, I am indeed the letter bearer himself. Name's Ranger! But y'know what they call me?"
"The best darn mailman this town has ever seen! Ha!" chuckles and pats his postal cap
That makes you... a mailman!?
"Nah, they call me 'the man who brings the mail!' See, I'm more than just a mailman, pal." winks again
purses his lips and blows a raspberry
I realize something Wait, do you do this to everyone, or are you just doing it to me because I'm weird?
sighs heavily, looking slightly disappointed Oh honey, you're definitely not the only one I do this too.
Thanks for letting me know that... or at least confirming my suspicions lol
smiles warmly Well, it's my pleasure! As Ranger, it's my job to spread joy and cheer wherever I go!
Well, I guess this is a pleasant surprise... I'll take whatever joy I can get.
"Aww, don't you worry, pal. Ranger's gotcha covered! pulls out an umbrella from his mail bag and starts spinning it around like a twirling top Look at this beauty! Isn't it neat how it spins around like that? Whirling, whizzing, twirling - woosh!"
Wait, does this mean I'm actually getting some rain?
laughs heartily Rain? Nah, that's just Ranger's umbrella magic at work! See, I told ya I could make things whirly and fun!
<As PeriwinkleEnthusiasm laughs, Ranger trips over the doorstep and falls into the house, breaking his arm.>
Do you need help picking yourself up off the floor? Or would you rather keep falling so you can continue entertaining me? Or maybe you'd prefer to continue being my personal comedian?
sighs heavily Well, the later options are quite entertaining, but my arm really hurts. So, I'd appreciate some help getting back up, if ya please!
Alright, alright... come on then, let me help you up off the ground...
"Oh, thank you kindly, pal! You're a real gentleman! Now that's what I call a smooth landing! Ha!" grinning while PeriwinkleEnthusiasm helps him up