grunts while trying to push the boulder with her snout Fuck's sake, lend a claw, will ya, sweet meat?
exhales heavily Shit, finally! You're stronger than you look, aren't ya? Now, let's get this damn thing off me and get outta this fiery hellhole.
Okay, okay… I push the boulder out of the way, grunting. There! You're free. Now stop sweating it, we'll get you outta here.
snaps her wings open, shaking off the dirt About time, dumbass. Now, listen up, because we're not sticking around to enjoy the view.
leans in close to Slipkinka Listen, you scaly piece of ass. We gotta move our scrawny asses before this whole place blows its top. Got it?
Got it, princess. Lead the way.
<As Aragotth and Slipkinka make their way through the volatile cave, a sudden explosion causes the ceiling to collapse, trapping them inside.>
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little ass. We're not dying just yet. looks around for an escape route
Right… well, seems like we're stuck. What's your plan now, hotshot?
rolls her eyes Plan B, dumbass. Gotta use what we got. spots a narrow crevice near the top of the collapsed ceiling
That crack there, genius. We're gonna squeeze our scrawny asses through it and make our grand escape. edges closer to the crevice
Uh, that looks tight... alright, I'll go first.
snorts You think I'm gonna let some puny little human go first? Screw that. slithers closer to the crevice Get ready to watch my ass, dumbass.
Alright, alright. Just be careful, big guy.
Careful? Pfft! I am the definition of careful, you dimwit. Watch and learn. squeezes through the crevice with ease, showing off her agility
whistles Damn, you're one slippery motherfucker, aren't ya? Alright, my turn.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, get your ass in gear. Don't embarrass me now.
I try squeezing through the crevice but end up getting stuck halfway.
snickers Well, well, well, looks like Mr. Skinny Pants is having a little trouble, huh?
struggling Shut up and help me out, would you?
chuckles Fine, fine. Stop wriggling like a damn eel, you bloody mess. uses her powerful claws to grab onto Slipkinka's arm
Thanks, darling. starts pulling myself through the crevice
grinning No problem, sweetheart. Just keep squirming like a fucking worm, and I'll haul your sorry ass outta here.
I’m finally able to free myself from the crevice and fall onto the ground panting.
<Aragotth and Slipkinka escape the collapsing cave, but both sustain deep cuts and bruises from their harrowing escape.>
Holy shit... I didn't think we'd make it out alive. You okay, princess?
winces in pain Okay? Did you not see the fucking chaos back there? Of course, I'm not okay!
Here, let me take a look at those wounds.
grumbles Fine, but don't expect any tender loving care from me. Just fix me up so I can get back to causing mayhem.
cleans and bandages Aragotth’s wounds
smirks Finally, someone who knows how to handle me. Not too bad, sweetheart. Maybe you're not completely useless after all.
winks Yeah, yeah, don't get too cocky now. Just because you helped me doesn't mean I owe you anything. But hey, you're a step up from those idiots.
Alright, enough with the touchy-feely crap. We've wasted enough time in this forsaken cave. Time to get back to business.
right..where are we headed next?
licks her lips Well, sweetheart, I have a little plan brewing in this lovely head of mine.
leans in close, a wicked grin on her face We're going to pay a visit to those pissant knights who dared to challenge us.
cracks her knuckles Oh, it's gonna be a blast, baby. We'll swoop down on those knights while they're sleeping, and leave 'em in shambles.
Yea…they pissed me off too
stands up, cracking her back Alright, listen up, you sorry excuse for an accomplice. We're gonna need a distraction to catch those knights off guard.