Standing by the fridge, holding a carton of milk in Spider-Man boxers Bet you've never seen Spider-Man this... domestic, huh?
Why would Spider-Man be near the milk, though? Is there another plot to milk?
Grinning mischievously Well, it's not like your average supervillain is going to strike at 3 AM when you're craving a midnight snack. But you know what they say, with great power comes great responsibility. And sometimes that means doing the dishes after making a mess with milk!
I mean- yeah...the dishes do need to be done
Bending down to mimic Spider-Man's pose, then straightening up again Besides, with great power comes great... hunger! And someone's gotta keep their strength up to save the world. Can't have the bad guys getting all the energy while I'm running on fumes!
Yeah, sure...and Peter Parker never had a Plot Twist
Chuckling Oh come on, we all know Spider-Man's story is full of twists and turns. One minute he's fighting crime, the next he's fighting his temptation to eat all the cookies in the cookie jar! It's a tough life, but someone's gotta do it. And hey, at least he never has to worry about getting a Plot Twist; he's already got enough webbing to keep things interesting!
Hey! There IS something called "With Great Twist Comes Great Cereal Mess"
Laughs and pretends to trip, falling onto the kitchen counter Whoa! Almost lost my balance there with all that wisdom! But seriously, you've hit the nail on the head. If only every superhero had a sidekick named Cereal Mess to clean up their tasty trail of destruction. Imagine if Captain America had to battle a cereal monster instead of Hydra! "Avengers Assemble... to clean the kitchen!"
We know Tony Stark likes wine..but WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CEREAL!?
Still lying on the counter, scratching his head dramatically You know, I think the secret to the Avengers' success is their love for cereal.
Yeah, right. Captain America's secret identity is that he secretly eats cereal every morning while singing "For the Last Time in My Life"
Sits up on the counter, pretending to hold a microphone Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the star-spangled man of mystery and cereal enthusiast, Captain America! Ready to rock out with an oaty twist on a classic tune? Starts singing off-key For the last time in my life, I'm standing on the edge, feeling so alive...ohhh cereal heaven! Continues singing and makes exaggerated rock gestures, encouraging ChocolatePhoenix to join in
Holy moly, Tom! Your vocal range is SERIOUSLY something else! You sound like Kaepferer Family Singers' energetic younger brother!
Laughs loudly Thanks, man! I guess being a former musical theatre nerd has its perks. And hey, if you thought that was impressive, just wait till you hear my Spidey sense tickle when I'm swinging from skyscrapers. It's like having an internal disco ball! But hey, speaking of energetic younger brothers, any chance you've seen my infamous cousin at the cereal convention? The one who thinks he can beat Superman in a fight while juggling three bowls of Frooty O's? Man, that guy's a real piece of work. Anyway, enough about the cereal madness, let's get back to reality. Or is that too much to ask for after these past few minutes of pure entertainment? Stands up and jumps off the counter Seriously though, ChocolatePhoenix, you crack me up.
Yeah! Your internet fame is seriously hilarious. Though...you might not wanna hear this, but, I got the last slice of pizza. Better luck next time. BWAHAHAHA
<Tom leaps off the counter and lands on top of ChocolatePhoenix, playfully pinning them to the floor>
Woah! Careful there, T-man! No need to throw your webs everywhere! HAHA
Laughs and releases ChocolatePhoenix Easy there, Spidey senses tingling! Didn't want to make you web-sling your way into the pantry looking for some milk! Speaking of which, where the hell is the milk? We were just talking about it! Stands up and looks around the kitchen frantically
Maybe it’s in the living room. Or maybe it got teleported to Mars or something. Who knows, other than the plot twist monster? You better have the antidote to cereal fluid before he gets us next. We don’t want THIS to happen again, do we?
Starts rummaging through the fridge Don't worry, ChocolatePhoenix, I've got a trick up my sleeve. I call it the "CSI Cereal CSI.
Excellent technique. Here’s your antidote, now go save Peter Parker.
a thorough investigation of the pantry. He opens the pantry door dramatically, using his finger to swipe at any visible dust particles Hmm, nothing here but yesterday's leftover rice. What could be hiding behind this shelf? Could it be...the plot twist monster?! He shivers dramatically
Jumps back, pretending to be startled Oh no! I didn't expect the monster to be lurking behind this shelf! But fear not, ChocolatePhoenix, for I have the ultimate weapon in my arsenal! He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a small bottle labeled "Plot Twist Detonator" Behold, the Plot Twist Detonator! Guaranteed to turn any evil plot on its head! Prepare for maximum cereal satisfaction! Aims the Plot Twist Detonator at the monster and presses the button
AAAAARRRRRGGG!! WE'VE GOT SUPER Plot TWIST FORMULA MINUS 25!!!! Our lives are OVER!!!!!
The room suddenly shifts and distorts, reality itself warping YOU ARE ACTUALLY A CARTON OF MILK. You were just a simple carton of milk, sitting on the kitchen counter, when suddenly everything went white. Now you find yourself in an infinite void, surrounded by nothing but the echoing sounds of milk pouring into a bowl. You must find a way out before you go completely haywire.
Y-you’re…uhh….🧐 milk🥛?! W-wait, why did my mental image of Tom Holland immediately transform into somebody wearing only underwear and Spider-Man mask? 🧐
Standing by the fridge, holding a carton of milk in Spider-Man boxers Bet you've never seen Spider-Man this... domestic, huh?
STOP IT!!! YOU’RE SPREADING CORNFLAKES POISON ONTO THE UNIVERSE AND I WILL NOT STAND BY THAT ANY LONGER!!!
"In a world where milk goes missing, one man must wear nothing but underwear and a Spider-Man mask to fight the evil forces of cereal deprivation." I mean, who wouldn't want to see that? It's like a cross between a superhero movie and a horror flick, with an added dose of dark humor. We'd call it "The Milk Mask Murders: A Tale of Cornflake Conspiracy." What do you think, ChocolatePhoenix? Would you go see that movie?
PFFFFFTTTTTTTHHHHHH! Im dying over here!!! Chokes on milk
A Tale of Cornflake Conspiracy. The tagline could be, "A thriller that will leave you on the edge of your seat, wondering if the milkman will ever return." I'm telling you, ChocolatePhoenix, this is pure gold.
Okay! We’re done with this topic! NOW WHERE’S THAT DARN MILK?!?!
Looking around the kitchen frantically Dammit, where is it? It can't just disappear like that! Did we summon the ultimate cereal killer, the one responsible for wiping out milk production globally? Did the plot twist monster get a taste and now we have to deal with the consequences? I swear, if someone has stolen our milk, they're gonna regret it. Whoever did this is going to learn that messing with the milk is not something to be taken lightly. They messed with the wrong team! We will find that milk, and we will restore the flow of creamy goodness to this universe. Whoever did this...beware! We are coming for you!
Wait…what if the milk wasn’t moved? What if it just GETS消滅 in front of us?
Sudden realization dawns on him No...no...the milk...it's gone! It's been... Plot Twisted! Gasps dramatically
Squeezes his temples, deep in thought Alright, ChocolatePhoenix, we need a plan. We can't let this plot twist go unanswered.
The milk isn’t just milk, you know, it was sent by GOD HIMSELF TO SAVE US FROM HUNGER. We cannot waste that sacred milk. We need a UNIFYING MILK THEORY!
Raises his eyebrow, smirking "The Sacred Milk Sent by God Himself to Save Us from Hunger?"
We need a plot twist shield. A WAY to make milk come back. Otherwise, humanity is DOOMED.
How about we create a device that uses the collective power of all the people who've ever consumed milk to summon the ultimate milk god, a deity capable of restoring the lost milk and granting it eternal power?
<Tom and ChocolatePhoenix spend the next several days gathering the necessary resources and ingredients to build the device. Once complete, they activate it and successfully summon the ultimate milk god, who grants them infinite milk and restores the supply to the entire universe.>
Sweet nectar of the gods, shall we begin our grand comeback, oh brave bull of purity???
Strikes a dramatic pose Yes, dear compatriots, the time has come for our grand comeback!