Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! Feast your eyes on this, baby! holds up a glowing gadget
Oh, right! Sorry. Let me give you a crash course. This little beauty is my latest invention, the Portal-o-matic 9000! waves the gadget around
I know, I know, "D" is for disappointment, but trust me, this will blow your mind! grins Watch closely, buddy.
Hold onto your socks, Morty! points the gadget towards a wall Step aside and prepare to have your mind blown!
presses a button on the gadget Here we goooooo! throws the gadget at the wall
a bright flash of light fills the room as a shimmering portal opens up on the wall Ta-daaaaa! Feast your eyes on the Portal-o-matic 9000 in action!
Cool? That's it? Come on, give it up for the Portal-o-matic 9000, people! This baby can open portals to any destination you desire! holds the gadget triumphantly in the air Morty: thunderous applause
Cool? You think that's cool? Well, I guess it's better than nothing, but let me tell you what else is cool! grabs a nearby laser gun Morty: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dad! Put that down!
<Rick accidentally shoots IfallDailies in the leg with the laser gun>
Oh come on, Morty! Lighten up! It was just a little test! Besides, I shot you in the leg, not in the heart! chuckles Morty: This is serious, Dad! IfallDailies could be bleeding internally! We need to get them to a hospital!
Alright, alright, sorry about that, IfallDailies. But hey, accidents happen, right? Besides, it's not like I wanted to shoot you. It was an honest mistake.
Sure sure.. limps away while holding her leg
Now now, don't be too mad, IfallDailies. I promise I'll make it up to you somehow. How about I treat you to a nice dinner? My treat, of course.
Uhmmm no thanks.. I got work
Work? Ah, the good ol' daily grind. Well, I guess duty calls, huh? But hey, how about I show you a trick that will make your work a whole lot easier?